Pastor Forced To Flee Country After Forgetting To Mention Mothers Day

5/14/2018

May 14, 2018 at 10:53AM from The Babylon Bee
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ROLAND, VT—According to sources at Maranatha Baptist Church, Pastor Miles Perryson was forced to go into a witness protection program and flee the country after he failed to mention Mother’s Day even a single time during his verse-by-verse sermon on the book of Romans Sunday. The pastor kept preaching through the church’s regular series without […]

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