WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a long discussion with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, President Donald Trump has announced the details of a new trade deal with Mexico that will replace NAFTA. The highlight of the deal was securing Americans unlimited chips and salsa. “Yeah, you heard that right: unlimited,” Trump gloated to the press. “The Mexicans wanted […]
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