MINNEAPOLIS, MN—With hands held high in reckless abandon, local worshiper John Parsons reportedly made a joyful and absolutely horrifying noise to the Lord at Sunday’s worship service, nearby churchgoers confirmed. Attempting to sing along with the worship song, Parsons was clearly filled with the joy of the Lord as he screeched out a seemingly random […]
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via The Babylon Bee