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After Accumulating $999999999 Man Stops Earning Money So People Wont Get Mad At Him

11/19/2019

November 19, 2019 at 11:31AM from The Babylon Bee
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NEW YORK, NY—Successful businessman Kelvin Wood was alarmed when he checked his bank account. His net worth was now $999,999,999, putting him dangerously close to having an evil amount of money. “Oh no! People are going to hate me if I earn even a dollar more!” Wood remarked before shutting down all the businesses he owned to make sure he stopped earning more money.

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