SEATTLE, WA—In the middle of a worship service at Life Hope Geyser New Life Community Church, the overhead projector abruptly shut off during Sunday’s service. The lights dimmed. But the band continued to play. In the midst of this raw, powerful moment, worship leader Liam Fabien said, “Won’t you join me now with arms raised, […]

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U.S.—After a restaurant recently asked White House press secretary Sarah Sanders to leave, liberals across the country announced they were suddenly in favor of allowing businesses the right to refuse service, despite their previous insistence that everyone be served, even if a business owner has a conscientious or religious objection in a particular case. Liberal […]

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It’s time to talk about a troubling trend in how we handle our national discourse: the current political landscape is full of lies, half-truths, and fake news, but the average person only ever consumes half of that. Thanks to people being ever more partisan in their news consumption, most people are only exposed to one […]

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LOS ANGELES, CA—After a long battle with cancer, local man Gary Trimble was given mere days to live earlier this week, prompting the man to reminisce to friends and family about his life and express his greatest regrets. As his family gathered around him in his last moments, an emotional Trimble said that his most […]

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NEW YORK, NY—Shortly after publishing a cover of President Trump punting a crying immigrant child up into the air, editors at TIME Magazine admitted that they may have “lightly edited” the photo using Adobe Photoshop, and that it does not perfectly reflect reality. TIME staffers stated that they value truth and honesty in all their […]

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FLORENCE, KY—According to reports from the Florence Mall Cinemark 14 Movie Theaters, young earth creationist Ken Ham was ejected from a showing of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom after repeatedly yelling “WRONG” any time the actors claimed dinosaurs existed over 65 million years ago. Ham, who believes humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth together as recently […]

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U.S.—After President Trump signed an executive order ending the separation of illegal immigrant children from their parents, several news networks slammed the president for prematurely ending the news story they were endlessly milking for ratings. Right after Trump ordered the end of the family separation policy, MSNBC, CNN, and dozens of other news outlets raked […]

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NEW YORK CITY, NY—Author and radio personality Eric Metaxas recently announced his next book, a biography on one of the most pivotal theologians in the annals of Christian produce. The book, titled Bob: Evangelist, Prophet, Teacher, Tomato, will be the authoritative biography of Bob the Tomato, the venerated vegetable who planted countless seeds of wisdom […]

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ASHLAND, OR—Sources close to abortion specialist Dr. Mark Atticus confirmed the doctor thought he had actually sworn a “hypocritical oath” during his time in medical school, rather than the “Hippocratic Oath” to help people and use his ability for the benefit of his patients. During a conversation with a friend from college who had gone […]

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DALLAS, TX—After announcing a “Freedom Sunday” patriotic service scheduled for this weekend, Robert Jeffress of First Baptist Dallas announced to his congregation that a brand-new sermon series on the topic of idolatry would be kicking off the following Sunday. Jeffress confirmed the “big, patriotic blowout” would be a “one-time thing,” after which the pastor would […]

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