WASHINGTON, D.C.—As staffers and cabinet members fled the White House while spontaneous fires broke out all over the crumbling building Monday, President Donald Trump reportedly reclined at the Oval Office desk and took to Twitter to confirm that “everything is fine.” “This is fine. Everything is fine here. MSM pretending my administration is imploding. Wrong!” […]
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via The Babylon Bee