This is your week in review. Babylon Bee news anchor Guy Curtis brings you the top stories and puts the spin on them that you need, for your own safety.  Expect new episodes every Friday.

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HEAVEN—The angel Gabriel has delivered God’s messages to people since the beginning of time, but he’s starting to wonder if he’s doing something wrong.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Leftists announced a bold new tactic to eradicate fascism from the land today: marching in lockstep through the streets and accosting anyone who doesn't chant their slogans and perform their special salute.

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U.S.—The nation registered its great shock and surprise this week as Jerry Falwell, Jr. didn't turn out to be a man of upstanding moral character, a shining beacon of good Christian behavior for all to emulate.

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AUSTIN, TX—According to sources on Twitter, a local progressive pastor is reassuring her nervous parishioners after one of them accidentally got ahold of the book of Revelation. Reverend Delba Von Fritz spoke to her church after they found themselves so convicted of sin and fearful of judgment that they were considering believing in Jesus. 

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CNN has been there from the beginning, always running toward the important stories and absolutely never covering them up. We went through CNN's archives and dug up these 14 headlines they published while covering some of the most significant events of human history. They are truly a bastion of truth and honesty in journalism.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a spirit of generosity and fairness, President Trump has offered to clean out the White House basement just in case Joe Biden wins.

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ATLANTA, GA—CNN has hired a new reporter, the "This is Fine" dog of internet fame.

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