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U.S.—In a highly accurate and scientific CNN poll taken pre-debate, presidential candidate Joe Biden has had a clear win over incumbent President Donald Trump, with 98% saying Biden won the debate tonight and only 2% saying Trump won.

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U.S.—A bombshell report put out by the corporate press today revealed that a Catholic believer believes things that the Catholic Church has believed for thousands of years.

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CLEVELAND, OH—According to sources, there is some sort of debate happening tonight. If you're watching, you may as well have fun doing it. We've got you covered! Below are 8 bingo cards- enough for Amy Coney Barrett to play with all her kids while her husband makes snacks. 

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Ilhan Omar is being accused of violating campaign ethics laws after she was spotted driving a giant industrial ballot harvester through downtown Minneapolis.

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SACRAMENTO, CA—In a shocking twist no one could have seen coming, thousands of inmates within the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation experienced sudden-onset gender dysphoria after Gavin Newsom announced prisoners will be housed according to their gender identity.

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U.S.—Judge Amy Coney Barrett excused herself from a confirmation hearing strategy session today to answer a call from Pope Francis, who appeared as a blue hologram as he wore a black cloak and spoke in a gravelly, sinister voice.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Trump campaign unveiled the president's winning strategy for Tuesday night's debate: he will simply stand there and let Joe Biden try to form coherent sentences for the entire evening.

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U.S.—Trump is polling high among an unexpected group: libertarians, who were energized and drawn to Trump's cause after the New York Times revealed that he paid as little as $750 in federal taxes some years.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—It’s just another day for Judge Amy Coney Barrett: being submissive and serving her husband so he’ll let her out to end all women’s rights.

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