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SALEM, OR—According to sources, local atheist Mitch Matthews was delighted to experience an artificial sense of awe and wonder, produced by the random release of neurochemicals in his purposeless and haphazardly evolved brain, while watching Monday’s total solar eclipse. The enlightened man, who believes his consciousness and intellect developed inadvertently over billions of years, felt […]
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via The Babylon Bee