WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, President Biden's team is planning to submerge the President in a bacta tank tonight so his mind and body will be prepared for his upcoming State of the Union address. White House aides are hopeful the Bacta fluid will put a skip in the elderly president's step and sharpen his mind to at least 2008 levels so that he'll be able to form a complete sentence.
Biden Spending All Night In Bacta Tank In Preparation For State Of The Union,
February 06, 2023 at 04:16PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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