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Chicken Wings Now Classified As Vegan Since Chickens Dont Need Them Anyway

11/20/2019

November 20, 2019 at 12:01PM from The Babylon Bee
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CORVALLIS, OR—Vegan leader and chef Antonio Martha has announced that chicken wings are now vegan. "As vegans, we want everything to be cruelty-free," Martha said between breaths and chews as he tore into a plate of hot wings. "Chicken wings are not cruel. Chickens don't even fly. The wings are just sitting there waiting to be eaten."

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