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PORTLAND, OR—Sunday’s worship service at Streams of Life Church turned into “an absolute train wreck” after worship leader Benjamin “Bonanza” Johnson failed to post a stylized, filtered picture of his microphone on his Instagram or Facebook pages, sources confirmed Monday. The service seemed to be supernaturally cursed after the musician forgot to post the picture […]
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via The Babylon Bee