NEW JERUSALEM — Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee's convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's,
February 27, 2023 at 03:22PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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