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Introvert Puts On Mysterious Ring Of Power To Escape Detection During Church Greeting Time

5/31/2019

May 31, 2019 at 11:31AM from The Babylon Bee
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PALM BEACH, FL—Local church introvert Frank Boggins was visiting Shire Christian Church this past Sunday, enjoying the service from the back row, when he heard the dreaded words from the pulpit: "Why don't we all take a few minutes and shake the hands of a hundred or so people around us?"

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