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WEST DES MOINES, IA—Local Calvinist Steve Wentworth officially departed the infamous “cage stage” Wednesday after nearly three years trapped in a state of near-constant arrogance and an almost unbearably obnoxious, abrasive attitude about his newly discovered belief in Calvinism, also known as the doctrines of grace. Wentworth announced he would now be embracing a more […]
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via The Babylon Bee