MIDLAND, TX—Seeking to fill a great need at his congregation’s upcoming thrice-monthly potluck, local church member Greg Turner sacrificially signed up to bring a stack of napkins to the event, sources confirmed after a recent church service. “I just want to bring my firstfruits before the Lord,” Turner said later that afternoon. “The Lord has […]
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via The Babylon Bee