U.S.—An exciting new exercise bike, sold under the brand “Christ Fit,” will force the rider to watch Christian movies until he or she hits a chosen fitness goal for a given exercise session, sources confirmed Thursday. Once the user hits a pre-selected goal of riding minutes, distance traveled, or burned calories, the exercise bike will […]
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via The Babylon Bee