WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump informed his advisers that he will refuse to allow Jesus Christ into his heart, after learning that Jesus hailed from the city of Nazareth in the Middle East, sources confirmed Monday. “Can anything good come from there?” Trump reportedly asked, after his aides informed him that the Lord Jesus, God in the […]
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via The Babylon Bee