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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Unsatisfied with the amount of time the Mueller investigation has been taking and the quality of that investigation, President Trump has performed his own independent investigation of himself. He’s now released the results of that inquiry, which he says found that he is the most innocent president ever—perhaps even the most innocent person in the entire world.
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