WASHINGTON, D.C.—Finally selecting James Comey’s replacement as head of the department, President Donald Trump named McGruff the Crime Dog as FBI Director Wednesday morning. The large, cuddly, anthropomorphic canine detective was announced as Comey’s replacement at a White House press conference. “McGruff is a real nasty dog—just the kind of guy we need to help […]
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