WASHINGTON, D.C. — Citing the candidate's qualifications at assuring everyone that everything is fine even when entire rooms are burning down around him, the White House has hired the This Is Fine Dog as its new press secretary.
White House Hires 'This Is Fine' Dog As New Press Secretary,
July 29, 2022 at 04:36PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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