So Many Slaps- So little Time! The Great Slappening Part 2Ben’s latest cartoon “The Great Slappening of 2022” was a big hit. So much so that Ben decided to do a “part two” for today. To be honest, Ben could do a part three, part four and on and on. So many people need a good hard smack to the head to knock some sense into them. And of course, in today’s super sensitive snowflake culture, we must add a disclaimer saying these are cartoons done in jest and Ben is not condoning violence. JOIN BEN AND TINA AT SUBSCRIBESTAR! DONATE MONTHLY TO KEEP CARTOONS ONLINE! 100% FUNDED BY YOU! CLICK TO VIEWSo here are a few more well deserved cartoon slaps: Adam Schiff, has to be one of the top liars in congress. Every other word(s) out of his watermelon head is “Russia, Russia, Russia”. Recently he added a new word to his vocabulary, “Kremlin”. Pro-tip: If Adam Schiff opens his mouth a lie is coming out. Disney, has shown it’s true colors as a radical “woke” corporation. They were not kidding when they said Disney is coming for your kids. Ben drew a “Woke Disney” cartoon a while back, but even he was shocked by the extent of Disney’s LGBT-QRST%+ indoctrination. The stories are breaking every day about what is really going on in “The Happiest Place on Earth”. Disney will no longer say “boys and girls” or “ladies and gentlemen” and will replace them with “dreamers of all ages”. We all didn’t cross the border illegally and referring to everyone as a “dreamer” is offensive. Florida’s Alpha Governor, Ron DeSantis, is ringing the alarm bells about Disney’s child grooming. DeSantis recently signed a parent’s rights bill into law banning the woke teachers from pushing their indoctrination on little children from K- to third grade. DeSantis should have gone even further and banned the gender benders from the school curriculums completely. A top level Disney executive with two pan and trans kids is admitting the corporation’s pro-queer agenda and plans on adding 50% more “queer” into future Disney stories. All we can say is stop giving Disney your money if you value your children. Buy old Disney movies second hand before they edit out any non-woke parts. Cancel your Disney plus subscriptions and for heavens sake, do not take your kids to Disney Child Grooming land! MAKE A ONE TIME DONATION- KEEP CARTOONS ONLINE- WE ARE 100% FUNDED BY YOU! CLICK TO DONATE AND SUPPORT TINA’S WORKHillary Clinton, was recently fined by the Federal Election commission for lying about funding the fake Russia dossier. Yeah that will teach her, right? President Trump weighed in with a few choice words of his own: “This was done to create, as I have stated many times, and is now confirmed, a hoax funded by the DNC and the Clinton Campaign.. “This corruption is only beginning to be revealed, is un-American, and must never be allowed to happen again. Where do I go to get my reputation back?” Reminder Hillary’s campaign was found to be spying on the Trump campaign. Funny how the Ukraine incursion popped up quickly after that news broke. Looks like Durham is about to release more news very soon! Hold them all accountable and lock them up! -GrrrTeam BEN GARRISON NFTS- FRESH NFTS JUST MINTED CLICK TO VIEW ON OPENSEA! Follow @grrrgraphics on GAB, Now live on TRUTHSOCIAL PARLER, INSTAGRAM, MINDS TELEGRAM Limited Edition Prints Available Order Today Limited edition Woke Disney Print Available- Click to Order BEN GARRISON ORIGINAL ART NOW AVAILABLE TO SMART COLLECTORS WORLDWIDE- RESERVE YOUR ORIGINAL ART CLICK NOW!via Political Absurdity
The Slap Heard Round The WorldWill Smith gave Chris Rock a slap across the face because he didn’t like a joke Rock told about his wife. Well, there are plenty of jokes in our government that deserve a good, hard slap also. Will Smith won an Oscar for best actor, but his violence toward Chris Rock took center stage. It was the slap heard ‘round the world. Smith later apologized, but the damage to his reputation was sealed. Real men control their temper and avoid violence. Smith was right about one thing: His foul-mouth, violent display was ‘inexcusable.’ Will the Academy even invite him back next year? Probably. Smith should have hugged Chris Rock in forgiveness for the joke. How cool would that have been… We’ve all imagined doing violent things to people we abhor. Who hasn’t imagined slapping a bad boss? We don’t do it because we want to stay employed and out of jail. Who hasn’t imagined giving Biden a good slap when he lies to our face? Who hasn’t wanted to punch Anthony ‘Mengele’ Fauci a good punch in his arrogant nose or slap the false teeth out of Pelosi’s mouth? We would never do such things in person and we wouldn’t want anyone else to do them either. We control our instinct toward violence even as Big Government and Social Media slaps us in our faces with their censorship. Certainly comedians will not be telling any jokes about Smith and his family in the future. Freedom of speech was shut down a notch by Smith’s violence. Order “BRING BACK BETTER -TRUMP 2024” NEW T-Shirt CLICK NOW I decided to have some fun with this and do some slapping of my own. I am not condoning violence. These are cartoons and obviously all in jest: Putin plays 3D chess while Sleepy Joe plays checkers with many missing pieces. The Russians have just attached their ruble to gold. To buy energy from Russia, the West must pay for it in rubles or gold. This is a slap in the face to the debt dollar and the central bankers who push globalism. Gaddafi was the last leader to try this when he put the Dinar on the gold standard. The bankers made sure NATO went to war against Libya. Gaddafi was whacked shortly thereafter and Hillary cackled about it. Biden talked about taking out Putin and he meant it because the Russian leader is an impediment toward the globalist New World Order that Joe promotes. Hunter Biden is getting slapped by his own laptop. Both he and his dad are corrupt to the core. They are traitors who belong in prison. JOIN BEN AND TINA AT SUBSCRIBESTAR! DONATE MONTHLY TO KEEP CARTOONS ONLINE! 100% FUNDED BY YOU! CLICK TO VIEWLia Thompson, a man who claims he is ’transitioning’ into a woman, has dominated college swimming. Real women, some of whom could be Olympic athletes, naturally resent this and they probably resent seeing his male genitalia in the dressing room. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but a man simply cannot become a woman and I will not participate in such delusions being pushed by Marxist teachers, globalists, and the media that constantly praises it. A man can mutilate himself, but that doesn’t make him a woman. This perpetual ’trans’ stuff is nonsense and when men utilize it to dominate female sports…well, it’s simply cheating. MAKE A ONE TIME DONATION- KEEP CARTOONS ONLINE- WE ARE 100% FUNDED BY YOU! CLICK TO DONATE and Support Tina’s WorkThe Democrats continue their attempts to slap President Trump away from his next presidential run. The ‘lawfare’ by the Democrats has been constant and now they want to arrest Trump and charge him with some invented crime in order to keep him running in 2024. If the election is fair this time, Trump will crush any Democrat and they know it. The desperate Democrats know nothing can stop the big slap that is coming, and it’s coming for them. — Ben Garrison BEN GARRISON NFTS- FRESH NFTS JUST MINTED CLICK TO VIEW ON OPENSEA! Ben Garrison Original Art Now Available to Smart Collectors Worldwide- Reserve Your Original Art Click Now!
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