April 16, 2018 at 12:51PM from The Babylon Bee
NEW YORK CITY, NY—According to terrified witnesses, a mutated, 40-story-tall Chick-fil-A cow rampaged through New York City Monday morning, crushing cars, knocking over buildings, and burning screaming citizens to a crisp with its fire breath. New York City’s Chick-fil-A locations reportedly summoned the beast to destroy the increasingly secular city, with hooded and masked CFA […]
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