WASHINGTON, D.C.—A team of NASA scientists somberly announced Wednesday that a large, leatherbound copy of the 1611 King James Bible has been spotted on a collision course with Earth. The Authorized Version is expected to slam into the planet and take out all life next Friday. “We first spotted the anomaly and assumed it was […]
. . . finish reading Giant King James Bible Hurtling Toward Earth.
via The Babylon Bee