WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to prevent any future tragedies of any kind, Congress passed sweeping legislation Monday that bans mankind’s totally depraved nature from the country. Federal agents immediately began going from house to house across the country, searching and seizing any natural inclination for evil in the hearts of mankind. “This has gone on […]
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via The Babylon Bee