Inspired By MeToo Movement New Twilight Remake To Have Bella Immediately Report Edward To Authorities
July 18, 2018 at 10:33AM from The Babylon Bee
SANTA MONICA, CA—Inspired by the #MeToo movement, Summit Entertainment has announced an updated version of the Twilight film franchise, in which Bella will simply report Edward to the authorities the moment the old, creepy vampire begins stalking her. The film is said to be only 30 minutes long, ending as soon as it becomes obvious that Edward […]
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