April 26, 2017 at 02:30PM from The Babylon Bee
BISMARK, ND—Immediately upon learning a G major chord Wednesday afternoon, local man Paul Ellis received a call from the head pastor at his church inviting him to fill the role of worship leader, sources confirmed. The impressive feat reportedly brings his total chord repertoire to four. “I almost discovered the chord by accident,” Ellis told reporters. “I […]
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