September 23, 2017 at 01:24PM from The Babylon Bee
EMMETT, ID—According to sources close to self-described prophecy expert and King James Only pastor Pete Roland, it’s obvious that the man who claims he knows when Jesus is going to come back has clearly never once opened his Bible. The man recently set the date of the rapture as September 23, based on astronomical observations […]
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