LA MESA, CA—According to astonished sources near the construction site, a brand-new Chick-fil-A restaurant was miraculously built in exactly six literal days, though the construction was originally projected to take many months to complete. Awestruck local residents gathered around the newly completed restaurant, with nearly everyone present seeing the brand-new Chick-fil-A building and agreeing that […]
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via The Babylon Bee