Oregon Man Attempts To Decipher Gasoline Pump As Though It Were Advanced Alien Technology

January 04, 2018 at 12:04PM from The Babylon Bee
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LA GRANDE, OR—After a new law took effect January 1st overturning a ban on self-service gas stations, local Oregonian Brax Olson got out of his vehicle and stared mesmerized at a gasoline pump, attempting to figure out how it worked as though it were some monolithic piece of alien tech left over from an advanced […]

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