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Scholars: A Day Is Like A Thousand Years Actually Reference To Church Staff Meetings

5/1/2017

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May 01, 2017 at 02:51PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—According to new findings by biblical scholars published Monday, the phrase “a day is like a thousand years,” found in 2 Peter 3 and originally thought to refer to God’s patience in bringing judgment upon the earth, is actually better interpreted as a reference to the slow passage of time in church staff meetings. “See, […]

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