MINOT, ND—According to sources from within his home, local teen Timothy Landon carefully applied an entire case’s worth of Axe body spray to his person before heading out to his church’s regular Wednesday evening youth group meeting. “You can’t put on too much of this stuff,” Landon said. “It’s pretty powerful though, so I’ll limit it […]
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via The Babylon Bee