SAN ANTONIO, TX—Epiclife Church announced Thursday it had fired popular worship leader Dylan “Cannonball” Redmond after the musician had fumbled awkwardly with his capo for an agonizing three seconds between songs last Sunday. The incident reportedly occurred as Redmond attempted to shift his capo from its perch atop the head of his Ovation Celebrity acoustic guitar […]
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via The Babylon Bee