December 05, 2017 at 01:35PM from The Babylon Bee
NORFOLK, VA—After decades of playing the same worship songs over and over again, local worship leader Kyle “Kombucha” Nelson revealed Tuesday that his hand has been permanently stuck in a G-chord configuration. Nelson has reportedly consulted with dozens of medical experts, but none of them have been able to pry his hand from its current […]
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