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PORTLAND, OR—Haunting security footage released over the weekend revealed the true explanation for the grisly, mysterious death of worship leader Patrick “Whitesnake” Millerson. Authorities had been baffled by the discovery of Millerson’s lifeless body covered in a pile of dusty Baptist Hymnals early Monday morning. Friends, family, and co-workers all speculated on the possibilities, with […]
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