WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.
Zombie Wandering Capitol Hill In Search Of Brains Starves To Death,
October 30, 2023 at 04:59PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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