 | Allow me to summarize the Russian hack conspiracy: Russians did it from their secret alien base in Antartica and Kerry went in there with the cyborg raptor jesus clone to re-take the star gate from them. The Russians were tipped off by puscifer, an alter ego of the lead singer of Tool that pops up occasionally when he's in the space between the end of a DMT bender and the start of a Ayuhuasca clensing. This nefarious plan was done just to be-smirch honorable Hillary, and his loyal and devoted husband Billary. |
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