A group calling themselves 'The Multi Color Coalition' has filed a complaint with the Oklahoma Attorney General's office, seeking to gain status as a protected minority group.

  The group claims to have suffered massive employment discrimination and other forms of social persecution. 

  We asked about their end game and what sort of societal changes they want to see.

  In a ground breaking story, Governor Mary Fallin (R-OK), announced that she had lost confidence in Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigations(OSBI) Director Stan Florence. Fallin stated that his investigations were striking to close to home for her.

  In a stocking turn of events, Fallin announced that Former Tulsa County Sheriff Stanley Glanz has been appointed to be the new Director. Fallin stated she was confident in Glanz’s ability to file away the current investigations.

  Glanz said his first action would be establish a Reserve Investigators at OSBI, and that Christina Fallen would be heading up the program.

​  In anticipation of the 2018 elections, a conference committee voted to approve a bond funding for the construction and operations of a new prison facility at Grand Lake's, Monkey Island.
  The Shangri La Resort facility will be retrofitted for use as a special needs correctional facility to house those who cannot be housed in general population with other prison inmates. 

The judiciary chairmen of both houses concluded that certain cultural needs exist for those who served in the cloistered life of elective office. Their needs include being continually addressed by such titles as "The Honorable", "Judge", "Mr. Mayor", and "Commissioner". 
  
  "The demise of the late great Gene Stipe is a tragedy that we must not ignore";
said a senior statesman who did not wish to be named.

​  "Stipe served for 45 years as a distinguished senator. But he did not survive 3 months in a common prison. It is cruel and unusual punishment to repeat this mistreatment. We watched as Stipe was hauled off to a mental institution. He suffered a horrible death by being subjected to such indignities."

U.S.—In a candid new interview, former President Bill Clinton commented Friday on the recent revelation that Vice President Mike Pence refuses to dine alone with women who are not his wife, saying the strict guidelines are “ridiculous” and “excessive.”

“The only woman he’ll spend time alone with is his wife? Come on, that’s way over the top,” Clinton said. “I think we powerful men should be able to get away with a little one-on-one time with a cute coworker without making a move. What are we, savages?”

“Can’t you exercise a little self control, Mr. Vice President?” he challenged.

Voicing his disdain for the so-called “Billy Graham rule” employed by Pence, Clinton went on to say that he does adhere to the more realistic “Jimmy Swaggart rule,” wherein he makes it a point to never tell his wife when he is going to be alone with other women.
-from the Babylon Bee