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Beto Takes Pride In His Shame

7/16/2019

White guilt is the new sacrament of caucasian proselytes to the socialist global new order.
Beto O'Rourke wants the world to know that he has completed his discovery of debased self worth.
Yesterday he jubilantly announced to the world that his dispicable white family was a slave-owning bunch.
Now, to most families this would be a thing of quiet dishonor and perhaps a reason to draw together the grandchildren and explain the facts in a supportive environment of love, encouragement, and grief counseling.
But Beto is a leftist Democrat politician, so he has a different prescribed process of dealing with it.
He believes that his great, great, grandparent's behavior now makes him the best leftist candidate to move the culture and the nation past this issue.
Cards & lettering of consoling will do nothing to help Beto. Beto is proud. Proud of his shame. It's a pride he should be ashamed of, But it is, instead; a shame that he's proud of.

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Kaepernick Continues Assault On Female Artists

7/2/2019

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The great matriarch, Betsy Ross, is the latest victim of Nike & their loud mouth bully, Colin Kaepernick.

Struggling local seamstress & textile artist, Betsy Ross, confers with Commander George Washington, while Washington's troops are struggling through a terrible winter at Valley Forge.

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This week it was announced that Nike will remove a whole new line of athletic shoes which bore the design of a Betsy Ross original. 'Old Glory' was a favorite of Commander George Washington, who commissioned Mrs Ross to create a flag which would unite all the militias of the 13 colonies.
Ross advocated for the 5 point star and the circular alignment to demonstrate how the new sovereign states pulled together during difficult times.

But Kaepernick says that the Revolutionary era is an evil time in our nation's history. Therefor the struggling textile artist, Ross, is also an evil woman, just for being alive in that era.
The Nike Line is set to lose millions of dollars by pulling the line of foot apparel. But they chose to obediently submit the corporate empire's image and marketing strategies over to the malcontent whiner who once was an athletic icon in the San Francisco bay area.

Ross's design was included in the new release of shoes for Nike. But Kaepernick vetoed the marketing campaign when he found our Ross's art was emblazoned on the back heel.

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