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Sociologists Prepare For Rare Kevin Stitt Balloting

6/24/2018

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  ​Stitt Expected to Cast Ballot
by Rick Carpenter
  (Tulsa) - Mortgage banker Kevin Stitt has indicated that he plans to vote in the Tuesday Republican primary. The event will be watched closely by social-scientists since it will be the 8th time Stitt has voted in this century. Also, it will mark the first time Stitt has voted in a Republican primary for Governor. 
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  Records indicate there have been more appearances of solar eclipses in Oklahoma in this century, than appearances of Kevin Stitt at a polling place. Asked if he knew where his polling place was, Stitt said, “I’m pretty sure my wife does, ain’t she beautiful.”

  “I see all of these TV ads with my name on them and it makes me feel like my vote matters” said Still. “I think I should try it again, like jumping out of an airplane.”
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Yard Sign Thiefs Get Instant Punishment

6/16/2018

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  If you're a campaign enthusiast who wants to exercise your free speech & free press rights, I applaud you.
  If your 'neighbor' (and I use that word loosely) doesn't respect your rights, he's an enemy of our nation's constitution.  He needs to be deterred for the sake of liberty.
  The last election cycle was very contentious and it demonstrates itself by the many videos on Youtube.
  We're posting one of the videos for deterrent purposes.  If you trespass onto private property and for the intent to damage, deface, or steal others' property, You will be caught, eventually. But even if you aren't prosecuted by the courts, you will possibly be prosecuted by a vigilante citizen, like this video illustrates.
 Now, if you're whining about signs disappearing from public right-of-way, go tell someone who cares. You're abusing the public. Sure, maybe you'll say; " the opponent did it first".  I really don't care to hear you whine.
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