Helmets Recommended While Wearing Masks, Due To Fainting Risks. Dr. Anthony Fauci now recognizes the risks of fainting due to lack of oxygen when strenuously working or exercising while wearing the necessary masks which have saved the human race. The risks of overheating in hot summer temps is yet another reason for mandating a full head protection advisory for the entire USA. Showering and swimming helmets are now available, as well. "Until we reach acceptable herd immunity, significant risks are present for severe injury & death"; said the medical advisory council press statement. "Kids on the playground are getting hurt when fainting from lack of oxygen. Especially when multiple layers of masks are restricting airflow." Joggers and Zumba class participants report severe harms from fainting & subsequent falls. This is now a national health emergency and must be met with a strong public policy of preventing head trauma. Municipalities are now drafting ordinances and governors are consulting with state medical authorities to set mandates for entry into mass transit and public buildings. In a related move, a separate policy is being developed for wearing personal floatation devices on land, when crossing bridges, or walking near fountains or creeks. It's not known if rain forecasts will also trigger life vests outside the home or while bathing & showering. |  Government workers may soon be issued safety helmets with protect masks from slippage. |
The CDC in our headline refers to the Crazy Dingbat Council.
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