From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.
‘Suck it up, you pansies’ says Speaker.

– House chief of staff fires 23 more people ‘for shits and giggles’ 

–  SBC goons fixing to deregulate your face 

From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.

“Them there’s that wants it, they just gonna get it on the Internets on in Texas,” 

From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.

“As politicians, we are the tools of the people, and we promise  to be the biggest bunch of tools this state has ever seen.”  – Rep. Todd Hiett

  “With this election, we can finally put the nightmarish social and civil rights advances of the 20th century behind us. As politicians, we are the tools of the people, and we promise to be the biggest bunch of tools this state has ever seen.” 

From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.

“Oklahoma’s high standard of living and low rates of drug use, teenage pregnancy and incarceration are derived entirely from its strong opposition to homosexuality. It doesn’t look good when we’ve got the words ‘Gay Lord’ associated our largest newspaper.” 

From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.

• – Henry says EDGE 2005 will feature 50 percent more smoke, mirrors
• – Rural lawmakers planning aggressive effort to court black voter
• – Lt. Governor calls for special commission to determine what the hell she’s supposed to do all day
• – Ronnie Kaye now older than God

From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.

From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.

Scott Meacham, director of the Office of State Finance, says his magical pimp hat keeps his bitches in line during the lengthy process of negotiation.

“Tobacco retailers are all like, ‘We can’t compete with the tribes’ and I’m like, ‘Be cool bitches.’ You gotta respect the hat. Otherwise you get the slap.” 

“and the next thing I know, I’m getting slapped across the face while Scott screams ‘Who’s your daddy?’” 

From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.

Todd Hiett R-Kellyville

“For too long, the Democratic Party has clogged the legislature with plans to extend health care to the poor, boost teacher salaries and provide drug rehabilitation programs for addicts. The resignation of the party is necessary to proceed with important business such as reforming workers compensation and absolving corporations of responsibility to consumers,“ 

• Senate President Pro Tempore Cal Hobson, D-Lexington, 
• Senate President Pro Tempore Emeritus Stratton Taylor, D-Oklahoma City and 
• Rep. Mike Mass, D-Hartshorne. 

• Oklahoma Insurance Commissioner Carroll Fisher, 
• Gov. Brad Henry, 
• two dogs and 
• fifteen cats thought to be opposed to tort reform.