From the archives of Oklahoma’s great political satire writers of decades past, we bring you this classic reprint of a spoof that caused more than a little irritation to the political class on Lincoln Blvd.
The House Sergeant-at-Arms found this note crumpled up in the House Gallery, after a ‘Queer Nation’ group attended the House floor session on Valentine’s Day.
It proved to be the ‘smoking gun’ that Sally Kern suspected all along.
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Golden Rule, Beatitudes among sections deemed incompatible with GOP agenda![]() By Lee Cruce, Partisan Staff Reporter One week into the 50th Legislative Session, House Republicans have forced through a bill that would amend the New Testament of the Holy Bible. Rep. John Trebilcock, R-Broken Arrow, said the changes were necessary to remove certain contradictions with orthodox GOP ideology.
Among the passages to be edited is Matthew 7:1, commonly referred to as “The Golden Rule.” Traditionally, this verse admonishes readers to treat others as they would like to be treated. However, under the Republican package, the line would be modified to specifically exclude homosexuals.
Williamson says another troublesome section is Matthew 5:1-12, also known as “The Beatitudes.” In these brief sayings, Jesus comforts people who would be omitted from Republican proposals, such as the poor, the sick and the meek. Under the republican amendments, “Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill” has been changed to, “Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice, up until $300,000, for thine Legislative Leaders have not agreed to any ‘moratorium’ on tort reform, and plan to make the issue a major component of our platform in the upcoming session.“ Trebilcock said that, in future legislation, Republicans would move to Old Testament revision, seeking to expand the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah to cover liberal voters
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