The CDC revised its mask-wearing guidelines this week. They vary depending on if you've gotten between zero and two shots. But you can go maskless outdoors, to the excitement of people who weren't already doing that. Indoors if you got two shots and you're with other people who got two shots, you're both free to show your faces. But Joe Biden is going to ignore the CDC and cover up anyway. In the middle of this gobbledygook explaining why, our president manages to work the words "patriotic duty" into it.

Our president is an idiot.

April 30, 2021 at 12:28PM - Brodigan
Biden Declares Your Patriotic Duty to ... Ignore the CDC and Wear Masks When You Don't Have To?
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What a week for Nate Silvester, the Idaho police officer who mocked LeBron James on TikTok. Idaho citizens — actually, it turns out ONE citizen — didn't find it as funny as we did. I had assumed Silvester would just get a slap on the wrist. Instead, he was suspended without pay, according to a friend who launched a GoFundMe page to help Silvester out.

Officer Silvester was surprised and humbled, not only by what his friend did but how quickly donations grew. He sent this update to say thank you and how he would like to see donations used.

April 30, 2021 at 09:03AM - Brodigan
Cop at Center of TikTok Controversy: 'We're Not Going to Tolerate Being Vilified in the Media Any More'
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It's remarkable how any time a conservative with an above-average amount of melanin talks about hate thrown their way by progressives, white progressives can't wait to prove the conservative right. The whiter the progressive, the more clueless they sound. What Joy "Everyone Loved Me in Blackface" Behar says isn't one of the more racist responses to Tim Scott's rebuttal. But like most of what comes out of Behar's facehole, she sounds like her chauffeur drove her to the studio in the short bus.

He does not seem to understand — and a lot of them don't seem to understand — the difference between a racist country and systemic racism. Maybe it's not a racist country, maybe Americans — the majority — are not racist. But we live in a country with systemic racism.

And the fact that Tim Scott cannot acknowledge this is appalling.

I believe this is what the college kids call whitesplaining to the black man. Joy Behar is appalled that Tim Scott, looking like he does, has an opinion that Joy Behar, looking like she does, disagreed with. One might even label it an example of systemic racism if one believed systemic racism was real and not just a catchphrase leftists attach to anything they want that they can't intellectually honestly debate. Progressives want something + they lump it under "systemic racism" = if you disagree you're a raaaaaaaaacist.

The idea of "systemic racism" only works if you believe that America is a racist country. "Systemic" is a term that refers to the entire body. Believing in systemic racism in America means you think the entire body of America is racist. Otherwise, it's just another meaningless political catchphrase Democrats use to further divide the country.

I know people like Behar just regurgitate the talking points sent to them by Democrats. But at least try to think once in a while. Behar being "appalled" that the black guy has opinions she found lacking makes her look like the one with a systemic problem.

April 30, 2021 at 08:03AM - Brodigan
Mayonnaise-Looking Joy Behar Claims Tim Scott Doesn't Understand Racism
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This is NOT a commentary on masks. Sure, I, as a fully vaccinated individual, follow CDC guidelines and don't wear one outside when I'm socially distant from others. Some people make different decisions. I also don't wear one on Zoom calls, again unlike some other people. But this is NOT a commentary on masks. This is about how Joe Biden is a virtue-signaling, senile, doddering, pudding-headed, doesn't know where he is, doesn't know who pooped in his pants, how the deuce is this guy the most popular president ever, old coot.

Biden walked out for a speech on Thursday. Put his mask down. Meanders his way through his prepared remarks. Manages to LOSE HIS MASK over that brief period of time. Hilarity ensues! Then you realize this guy is our commander in chief.

April 30, 2021 at 07:18AM - Brodigan
Joe Biden Panics, Can't Find Mask After Outdoor Speech: 'I'm in Trouble'
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You know what I'm thinking while I'm writing this. I know what you're thinking while you're reading this. But it involves someone who had a covering over her face, and you're most likely clicking this link from Facebook. So, you know. I'll let Oregon high school track star Maggie Williams explain to you what happened to her. Only pointing out that after this incident, the CDC made a totally science-based decision that people don't have to mask up when running any more.

You may now press play on this news report, where you can both hear Williams' words and watch her say them.

April 29, 2021 at 12:27PM - Brodigan
Teenage Athlete Who Passed Out While Running in a Mask Speaks Out: 'I Couldn't Get a Full Breath'
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You started your week with a chuckle. That latest viral TikTok star was a police officer having a fictional phone call with LeBron James. To refresh your memory:

This is Deputy Marshal Silvester of the Bellevue Marshal's Office, Bellevue, Idaho. How do we know this name? Because humorless imbeciles are trying to get Silvester in trouble. So much so that the Marshal's Office had to address the matter on Facebook.

The Bellevue Marshal's Office is aware of the extreme controversy regarding Deputy Marshal Silvester's viral TikTok. The statements made do NOT represent the Bellevue Marshal's Office. The Bellevue Marshal's Office always demands that our Deputies engage with our citizens in a friendly and professional manner. This is NOT how we expect our Deputies to act on duty or use city time.

This is a personnel issue that is being dealt with internally. We would like to thank everyone that took the time to reach out to us. We greatly value our relationship within our wonderful community.

Set aside the fact it might not be a good idea to shoot a TikTok video while in uniform and on patrol. We can all agree that might not have been the smartest decision. But I have a hard time believing it's the wonderful community — in IDAHO — who are the ones blowing up the phones with their granny panties lodged up the orifice they view the world through. If anyone thought to check the caller ID, they'd most likely find a lot of calls from the Park Slope and/or Palo Alto areas. Not the Bellevue area. Or any Idaho area.

This video is only offensive for one of two reasons. The first is that you're a sanctimonious, anti-cop, pro-Marxist nincompoop. The kind of imbecile who is either responsible for or the victim of all the gaslighting of police officers that goes on. The other reason would be that the video wasn't a joke. And Marshal Silvester really thought he needed to get LeBron James' permission to proceed. Not that I would put it past a leftist congressman to make calling LeBron a provision of a George Floyd policing bill. But option B is highly unlikely.

There's also a third and most likely option. The matter "being handled internally" is Marshal Silvester having to write 100 times "I will not TikTok on duty" and buy the switchboard operator flowers to make up for the phone calls. And this Facebook post was just to humor people. Silvester's supervisors may not be able to say so out loud. But you know they were laughing as hard as the rest of us.

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April 29, 2021 at 11:32AM - Brodigan
That Hysterical Cop Who Mocked LeBron James? Haters Are Getting Him in Trouble
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Crowder has an impromptu conversation on "libertarian socialism," where he DEBUNKS the myth that the left is the party of the "little guy." Change his mind.

April 29, 2021 at 10:29AM - Brodigan
Change My Mind BONUS: Biden HATES the Middle Class!
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Deon Joseph is a Los Angeles police officer in the news for "calling out" LeBron James' recent anti-cop tweets. Though, "calling out" isn't a phrase Officer Joseph would use. Joseph says he isn't looking to attack James. He just wants to open up a line of dialogue. Because the problem isn't about LeBron James, or just about LeBron James. The bigger issue is that America's being gaslit about police officers and policing.

April 29, 2021 at 09:59AM - Brodigan
Cop Who Blasted LeBron Explains Why with Message for All Americans: 'People Are Being Gaslit'
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Tim Scott offered the response to Joe Biden's address to the joint session of Congress. In it, he mentioned racist attacks that regularly get leveled at him by progressives. Progressives, being the soy-brained doucheburritos that they are, couldn't wait to provide Scott with more examples. "Uncle Tim" trended worldwide. One blue checkmark stood out, Scott Nevins. I'd be lying if I said I know who he is. Wikipedia says he self-identifies as a comedian. Here's what he had to say in a now-deleted tweet.

Senator Scott responds to these haters better than I can. Or, in many instances, am allowed to. Nevins deleted his tweet before Scott had a chance. I guess someone pointed out what a dickhead he sounded like. Which Nevins also sounded like in his "apology."

Yes, Tim Scott's lack of self-awareness, because a mayonnaise-looking Californian knows a lot more about the experiences of a black man than a black man with a different opinion from his does. Here's the problem with his apology. Turns out, Scott Nevins thinks that everyone is his uncle.

So that's Senator Tim Scott and Trump administration official Ben Carson. They're both in the political arena. They both deal with policy. But Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott? All he did was disagree with kneeling for the national anthem. This clown just has a problem with ANY African-American who has a different opinion from his.

This clown isn't alone here. The whiter the progressive chucklehead, the more they hate black people who have an opposing viewpoint. Nevins is the rule and not the exception. If you don't believe me, go read a few responses to Tim Scott pantsing Joe Biden last night.

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April 29, 2021 at 08:53AM - Brodigan
Blue Checkmark Deletes Racist Attack on Tim Scott, Then Similar Tweets Resurfaced
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It's a cliche to say, but the internet really is undefeated.

Joe Biden rambled his way through an address to a joint session of Congress Wednesday night. No doubt confused about where he was and wondering what all these people were doing in his kitchen. Those of you not outraged about the socialist soggy dreams President Puddingbrain laid out were most likely bored to tears. Maybe you flipped over to AEW Dynamite. Maybe you checked the latest NFL Draft predictions. One person was so bored they ignored Biden and noticed something familiar about the two sitting behind him, Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi. It wasn't them presumably having the same lady parts. Or being two of the most shrill and obnoxious hacks the left has to offer. It was how they bore a striking resemblance to Lloyd and Harry from Dumb & Dumber.

I mean, when I think of what the most annoying sound in the world is, it's usually a tie between Kamala laughing and the last time Pelosi lectured reporters. The analogy works!

For you youngbloods confused right now, Dumb & Dumber was a popular movie in the 1990s starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. It harkens back to a bygone era. Way before Jim Carrey was a demented artist who shared his internal torment with watercolors and canvas. Back when he was just criminally overrated and nowhere near as funny as people thought he was. It was also before Jeff Daniels became the poster child insufferable leftist douchelords have modeled their lives after ever since.

Now, Dumb & Dumber can forever be associated with Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi. Which I guess makes Harris dumb, Pelosi dumber, and Biden the corpse that got dragged around in Weekend at Bernie's. To be clear, I'm NOT SAYING Joe Biden is currently deceased and is being dragged around by leftists pretending he's alive just to hatch an evil scheme. That would be an insane conspiracy theory. I'm only saying Joe Biden LOOKS like someone who died.

God, I love the internet.

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April 29, 2021 at 08:07AM - Brodigan
Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi Get  Compared to 'Dumb & Dumber' Duo and You Won't Unsee This
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