Netflix released the first trailer for That 90s Show. It's a reboot of the popular 2000s sitcom That 70s Show. As someone who was a fan of the first show and Netflix's The Ranch (which featured a lot of the actors) and who grew up in the 90s, I thought the idea of a reboot could have promise.

Then I watched this trailer. And I no longer think that. In fact, the entire development department at Netflix needs my foot in their ass. Every employee. One ass at a time.

November 30, 2022 at 01:26PM - Brodigan
Watch: Netflix releases trailer for 'That 90s Show,' and wow does it look like a steaming pile of hot garbage
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I'm old enough to remember when Ron DeSantis going to "war" with Disney was going to be the downfall of his political career. Instead, DeSantis scored a MASSIVE reelection win in November and Disney's woke CEO was shown the exits. Only to be replaced by the former CEO, who signaled they're taking a step back from politics. And of course, America's Governor took a victory lap.

Florida passed the "Parental Choice in Education" law to give parents a voice to speak out against, among other things, injecting sexual instruction to five-year-olds. Opponents of the bill who support sexual instruction of five-year-olds called it the "Don't Say Gay" bill, claiming without evidence it literally outlawed saying "gay" literally. They cried for Disney to do something. Disney CEO Bob Chapek sided with protestors over Florida families and threatened to have the bill repealed. DeSantis informed him that if Disney is going to take political stances, they don't get their tax breaks. Both the tax breaks and the CEO are now gone.

Incoming CEO Bob Iger gave his first employee townhall, and one of his first orders of business was to signal the company will go back to taking a neutral position on political issues.

Do I like the company being embroiled in controversy? Of course not. It can be distracting, and it can have a negative impact on the company. And to the extent that I can work to kind of quiet things down, I’m going to do that.

DeSantis responded to Iger's comment, something along the lines of LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Or, at least that is what I assume he would want to say. But the governor of Florida needs to maintain professionalism and decorum.

We didn’t drag them in, Tucker. They went in on their own, and not only opposed the bill. They threatened to get it repealed. These are parents’ rights, important policies in our state that are very popular. And so they brought this on themselves.

We'll see where things go from here. Before Disney gets involved in any more political battles, they have another $100,000,000 "get woke, go broke" lesson to learn. While the rest of us await America's Governor 's taking his blueprint on how to fight the culture war and win on a national tour.

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November 30, 2022 at 12:35PM - Brodigan
'They brought this on themselves': Disney finally bends the knee... to Ron DeSantis?!
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Instagram influencer Liver King -- who got famous for eating raw liver & testicles and not wiping his ass -- has apparently been using $12,000 worth of steroids a month according to a leaked email. I know what you're thinking. The Liver King was taking PEDs?! THAT Liver King?

According to a leaked email, allegedly.

We know some of you are having trouble working through the range of emotions upon finding out this troubling news. We all assumed the Liver King was all natural. Who knows what to believe anymore? Thankfully, Crowder and the gang were there to help you work through it on today's show.

November 30, 2022 at 11:23AM - Team Crowder
Watch: According to leaked emails, the Liver King takes copious amounts of steroids. I know, right?
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Balenciaga felt that little girls interacting with fetish gear were a great way to sell expensive couture. You may have been disgusted by it due to your having morals and a sense of decency. Turns out, according to the New York Times, you are only offended because you watch too much Fox News, hunt for people in pizza places, and are too much a rube to understand "art."

To recap, Balenciaga released photos featuring children holding provocative Teddy Bear bags while BDSM and alcohol props lined the bed. They also released a second ad, where scattered on a cluttered desk there was a copy of United States v. Williams. It's a Supreme Court case about distributing child pornography.

Gross, right? Only if you believe in QAnon according to the New York Times.

Feel free to click through if you want to give it traffic. But it can be summed up with the following lede:

Two new Balenciaga campaigns ignited a firestorm that traveled from the internet to Fox News, fueled by allegations that the brand condoned child exploitation.

It wasn't the photos exploiting children that fueled allegations the brand condoned exploiting children. It was Fox News. So sayeth the New York Times, to explain to the rubes what high art and fashion is. The copy of United States v. Williams was an unfortunate coincidence.

Or, it shows that at least one person working at the ad agency had a modicum of a conscience, and added it to the clutter knowing Balenciaga would miss it. They didn't miss the little girls holding bondage bears, though. They were all about those.

And the New York Times has their back, defending them against critics. It's not the photos that are the problem. It's YOU finding the photos promlemtic that's the problem.

To the New York Times, thinking child exploration, sexualizing children, and/or pedophilia are all bad things makes you no better than people who believe in QAnon. And they wonder why so many Americans view the media as the enemy of the people.

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November 30, 2022 at 09:41AM - Brodigan
New York Times capes for pedos, claims YOU'RE the conspiracy theorist for thinking Balenciaga ad was gross
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What Balenciaga did was gross and disgusting, but the company is part of the leftist RULE on pedophilia instead of the exception. We dig deep into the controversy. Also, neither Jim Carrey or Alyssa Milano can shut up about Elon Musk. And the Liver King does steroids. Who knew?

November 30, 2022 at 09:09AM - Team Crowder
Balenciaga Scandal Goes Deeper than You Think
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You may have heard America's Governor Ron DeSantis is considering a run for president. Or, more specifically, you may have heard that conservatives are hoping he's going to run, and are projecting our hopes and dreams onto him.

DeSantis sounds like a candidate. His wife is on board. He has a record to run on. Whether he does or not? Maybe his new book being released on February 28, 2023 will lend some clues. "The Courage to Be Free: Florida's Blueprint for America's Revival."

It is an autobiography that is also said to highlight DeSantis' "bold, substantial policy achievements," and how those achievements in Florida are a blueprint for achievements that could be achieved... in America.

What Florida has done is establish a blueprint for governance that has produced tangible results while serving as a rebuke to the entrenched elites who have driven our nation into the ground. Florida is proof positive that we, the people, are not powerless in the face of these elites.

Oh, and the announcement of this book, written by an author who is highly considered to be considering a run to become the Republican presidential nominee, was given to FOX NEWS as an exclusive.

I understand that some of the rules have changed, but some are still standards. One is that when someone who is rumored to be considering a run for higher office announces a policy-based book it's a) a clear sign they are running for higher office (See Pence, Mike) unless something happens (see Cuomo, Andrew), and b) the person rumored to be considering a run for higher office KNOWS IT SENDS THE SIGN THEY ARE RUNNING.

Every move DeSantis is making is a signal to supporters, donors, and other officials that he is running for president. And while he should stick to his own timeframe I'm sure has been meticulously plotted, he HAS to run this cycle. DeSantis can't string supporters along like this and think he's going to come back in four years.

Everyone loves DeSantis now. Your humble narrator included. None of us know what 2024 is going to look like, let alone 2028. Time moves on, and so do the voters.

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November 30, 2022 at 08:32AM - Brodigan
Ron DeSantis sends strongest signal about running for president yet with announcement of February 2023 date
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Former actress and current Twitter user Alyssa Milano still refuses to calm down about Elon Musk buying Twitter. She took her crusade to The View, the most trusted name in low-information, shrill harpery.

Quick recap, Milano got owned HARD in announcing she was getting rid of her Tesla. So much so, she shared some personal information about herself by accident. The former actress is now the face of the anti-Elon Resistance, and she has many a grievance. At the top of the list, Elon bought Twitter instead of using his money to solve world hunger. That's something he could have done by *check notes* giving a non-profit $40 billion.

Here's the problem with Milano's new line of derp. Elon WANTED to solve world hunger, and it would have only cost him $6 billion.

Musk was approached about doing so by the UN -- on Twitter, obvi -- but they refused to accept Elon's terms of providing an accounting of how the money would be used to solve world hunger.

There was also the time UN Peacekeepers would (allegedly) exchange sandwiches for oral sex from malnourished nine-year-olds.

According to the article, in 2015, French "peacekeepers" failed to act on accusations of sexual abuse. It took "almost a year for UN staff to respond to allegations of rape by six children." One child reported he had been "orally and anally raped."

In 2017, the New York Times reported that no charges were brought.

Elon Musk can solve world hunger AND return free speech to Twitter. He has the money to do both. On the hunger front, he just wants an honest accounting of how the money is being spent and a pledge that the people distributing the food aren't going to have sex with children. Both those terms are fair.

If Alyssa is concerned about world hunger, she should work with Elon Musk and not be mean about him on television.

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November 30, 2022 at 07:47AM - Brodigan
Alyssa Milano lashes out at Elon Musk (again) for not solving world hunger when she should be mad at her friends in the UN
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Former actor and professional Twitter user Jim Carrey announced he's leaving Twitter. Which I guess just makes him... unemployed? The last performance of his that stands out is the one where he virtue signaled about guns after playing a character in Kick-Ass 2 that killed a lot of people with guns. Now he's leaving Twitter, and why he didn't say his specific reason, we can guess.

If you read the terms of service of your Twitter account, it states you are unable to leave Twitter without announcing to the world you are leaving Twitter. You just can't, like, you know, stop using Twitter. You have to declare you're leaving Twitter ON Twitter and hope you trend for it on Twitter. Jim Carrey is trending right now for announcing his departure with a creepy cartoon of a lighthouse keeper. It wouldn't be Jim Carrey if there wasn't overacting involved.

Maybe the "treacherous night" is Elon allowing opposing viewpoints on Twitter. I know how much progressives hate that. And the lighthouse keepers are the brave celebrities who are either boycotting Twitter or announcing they are remaining to, quote, "fight."

I don't know what the f*ck this is supposed to be:

Friends, you may find yourself standing at a crossroads in life. You have two options between two Canadian-born American Icons to emulate. You can be Jim Carrey. Or you can be William Shatner. Be Shatner. He announced he's staying on Twitter, if for no other reason than to make fun of people like Jim Carrey making dramatic exits.

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November 30, 2022 at 07:07AM - Brodigan
Jim Carrey overacts in announcing he's leaving Twitter... with a creepy cartoon about a lighthouse keeper
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What can you say? Some days it's just on sight. And whatever problems these two McDonald's workers had, whatever mediation their manager tried to work out between them, the time for talk was over. And the time for catching hands was upon us. Though as you'll in our latest example of society crumbling all around us, one of these ladies could have used six more words: "I'm sorry for whatever I did." Because she got BRUTALIZED.

Standards viral video disclaimers. Allow for missing content, time and location unknown, etc. What can I say? I'm a simple man who likes Elon Musk memes and videos of spontaneous fisticuffs.

The question on everyone's mind is, did a group of you ladies join Fight Club? I know the first two rules, so I'm not expecting an answer. But this is the fifth girl fight video we've seen this month, and you all go to town on each other. Weapons and all.

We at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website tend to get angry at the lack of people willing to put the phone down and break things up. But on occasion, once and a while, every so often, you have to let two people beat the animosity out of each other.

The one girl had a lot more animosity to beat out than the other. Sometimes you have to let people fight. But when she had the other girl turtled up and was reigning blows down upon her, there is not a single UFC referee licensed by the Las Vegas Athletic Commission who wouldn't have called for a stop to the contest.

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November 29, 2022 at 05:28PM - Brodigan
Watch: Girl fight breaks out at McDonald's until one goes to town with savage UFC-style ground and pound
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I realized driving in the car the other day and realized my real problem with the left today. I think a lot of you maybe have this problem but we haven't been able to put a finer point on it.

We can argue all we want about how many genders there are and the sort of the Culture War, but it's a symptom of something pretty pervasive that the left today is quite literally — I’m using the term literally, not figuratively — trying to reverse reality itself…

November 29, 2022 at 01:59PM - Team Crowder
'They're reversing reality...': Crowder breaks down what's REALLY his biggest issue with the left
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