If you love watching insanity and shenanigans at fast-food eateries, 2022 was your year. The content is broken down into three divisions. You have the overall catchweight division, where all beatdowns and silliness are ranked on a pound-for-pound basis. Waffle House, of course, gets its own division. And then there's McDonalds. Which, unlike the regionally located Waffle House, is global.

It could pop off in America. Russian aficionados of McFlurries discover the hard way that the War in Ukraine has gone too far. And in Australia, a woman who isn't getting what she perceives to be proper service takes matters into her own hands.

The instigating action is unknown. I suppose it is within the realm of possibility that something was said to this woman to justify wilding out and making her own sandwich.

Rules are once you cross the counter, you're in their world and employees are allowed to start throwing hands. But this woman wasn't violent as much as angry. I'm guessing chemically altered too. At that point, if I'm working I'm letting her have the run of the place while I take my fifteen-minute break. Or take out my camera for when she does something internet worthy. They have managers to handle the crazy people. I'm only there to flip burgers and tell people the soft-serve ice cream machine is still broken.

Unfortunately, for all the trouble that went into making her own McCrazy sandwich, she never got to eat it. The law caught up with her and she was removed from the premises. She's Burger King's problem now.

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December 31, 2022 at 10:27AM - Brodigan
'I will beat you up and I’ll leave': Crazed woman wasn't lovin' it at McDonald's so she made her own Big Mac
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Ever since Elon Musk has come out as science-sexual and changed his pronouns to Prosecute/Fauci, the Chief Twit has had it out for the left's and the media's (but I repeat myself) favorite government bureaucrat. Fauci, the man who is literally The Science, has a New York Times profile that Elon finds "creepy."

The first two paragraphs are all you need to know. It concerns how much Fauci enjoys looking at himself. "The walls in Dr. Anthony S. Fauci’s home office are adorned with portraits of him, drawn and painted by some of his many fans. The most striking one is by the singer Joan Baez.... Fauci seemed a little uncomfortable with people knowing about the pictures. He said that previously when they were captured on camera, the 'far right' attacked him as an 'egomaniac.' (Editor's Note: Fact check TRUE) If someone goes to the trouble of sending him a portrait of himself, he said, he would 'feel like I’m disrespecting them” if he discarded it."

If you find it creepy for Anthony "the Scienece" Fauci, or any adult to have a room just of pictures of himself, you are not alone.

Elon has been embracing his inner edgelord ever since rumors broke of him buying Twitter. Musk is ending the year with great aplomb. Making it a point to drop a deuce on everything the people who worship Tony "The Science" believes. One sh*tposting meme at a time.

Here's the thing with Elon. His commitment to free speech is admirable. He has made Twitter fun again. And the traffic any post about his shenanigans drives to the website has increased my bourbon collection exponentially. HOWEVER, some of his tweets, to me at least, can fall between "trying too hard" and "saying sh*t just for the engagement."

How much he means everything he tweets, I'm not sure. It's a safe bet when it comes to what he believes on an issue-by-issue basis, he's more WEF that he is CPAC. It would behoove my conservative colleagues to keep this in mind for when he starts saying stuff we disagree with. It's going to happen sooner than later.

Until that time though, it's all still entertaining AF. Revel in the content. We'll worry about calling him a sellout when the time comes.

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December 31, 2022 at 09:25AM - Brodigan
Elon Musk embraces his inner edgelord as he points out how 'creepy' Anthony Fauci is
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Earlier this week, what we thought was the latest Waffle House Havoc dropped. Full video here, but everyone knows it by these five Matrix-like seconds.

Her name is Halie. She took to YouTube to provide her new legions of adoring fans with her version of events. Turns out, this incident popped off in September 2021 and Halie left the company shortly after. Ackshually, it's Halie's story to tell.

December 31, 2022 at 07:31AM - Brodigan
Watch: Our favorite Waffle House employee, the chick with the chair, shares her version of events and it's glorious
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Buffalo is digging out of a deadly snowstorm. If there is any silver lining, albeit one that doesn't make up for the loss of life, it's that I'm sure the Bills will be putting the city on their back next Monday and using the motivation to straight-up murder the Cincinnati Bengals. But that's beside the point.

When natural disasters shut a city down, it's not uncommon for people to start looting. There are some states where looting is frowned upon. But thanks to Democrat control of New York, stealing has become a spectator sport. Though one man stood up and attempted to make a difference. He confronted looters and told them to put it all back.

Call it being jaded by 2022, but I'm torn with videos like this. You appreciate someone having the courage to stand up and do the right thing. Help clean up his neighborhood and look out for his neighbors.

But then you notice it's a corporate chain, so it's not like it's a mom-and-pop local business. The crime is out of control because the same "leaders" keep getting elected and claim the rise in crime is a myth. The media is on the side of the politicians. Other residents keep electing those same failed leaders election cycle after election cycle.

And what if something happened between the man and the looter? This is New York. The elected officials, the media, and the corporate chain would all side with the criminal instead of the man attempting to do the right thing. Now he's putting his livelihood and that of his family at risk. For what?

God bless this man for having the courage to stand up and do something. I'd like to think we'd all stand up and do the same. But I also understand why someone wouldn't.

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December 30, 2022 at 12:28PM - Brodigan
Watch: Lone man confronts Buffalo looters, forces them to put back what they were attempting to steal
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Not unlike Clay Travis before him, Elon Musk believes in two things: boobs and the first amendment. Musk has been proving his commitment to the latter throughout 2022. And he's been enlisted by fine dining establishment Hooters to help spread the gospel on the former.

Panic struck aficionados of chesticles this week when a satirical tweet flew a bit too close to reality. It was reported that Hooters was rebranding because millennials aren't that into boobs.

Everyone loves boobs. Just ask Kayla Lemieux. Millennials causing a branding change because they don't like funbags sounded truthy enough. You can imagine a mask-wearing millennial couple leading the charge against the delightfully tacky (yet unfined) eatery as they drag their kids to a family-friendly sex show.

Rest assured, the rumors are not true.

Because people were sharing a screen capture of the tweet, no one was seeing the community notes pointing out it "incorrectly reports details from a 2017 article" that had nothing to do with boobs. The problem is, even the Chief Twit himself was fooled.

Hootie, the social media brand ambassador for the chain, reached out to Elon and said in no uncertain terms boobs are as popular as they've ever been.

Elon breathed a sigh of relief and a new alliance was formed.

Crisis averted. As Elon and anyone who celebrated their 21st birthday at the Hooters down the block from their college in the 90s will agree, GenXers are the last generation that doesn't suck. Our appreciation of knockers is unwavering. When it comes to millennials and -- God help us all -- zoomers, they seem hellbent on destroying everything Americans love.

Not this time, though. Not today. Thanks to Elon and Hootie working together, breasts will be protected.

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December 30, 2022 at 10:46AM - Brodigan
Hooters enlists Elon Musk to fight fake news and inform Twitter users millennials do in fact still love boobs
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Urban cyclists are amongst the most insufferable people in America. People who ride bikes -- whether they be urban, suburban, or rural -- are cool. Urban cyclists, the ones who demand their own lanes and act like the streets belong to them -- need to get over themselves. And in the case of one bay area dingbat, need to calm their tits. There are worse things in life than having an ambulance parked in front of you.

Though if nothing else, it's nice to write about San Francisco for a reason other than drugs or poop on the streets.

You are killing us.

You'll notice how Debbie Dignbat would be totes okay with the ambulance blocking the car lane or the motorcycle lane. But because HER lane was blocked, she freaked out. Though in her defense, she also saw a van, two cars, and an Amazon Prime truck in the bike lane. So the ambulance was one vehicle too many for her brain to handle.

But here is the lowkey best thing about this video. She recorded it herself. Had this been a meltdown that a third party recorded -- they witnessed the incident, took out their phone, and did it for the content -- that would be one thing. Debbie made the decision -- the conscious decision -- to record this herself while she transcended into madness. Not only did she record it, but she was so proud of it she shared it somewhere. Hence Clown World finding it.

In Debbie Dingbat's brain, she legit does not think she's the assh*le here. And that's hilarious.

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December 30, 2022 at 09:20AM - Brodigan
'I'm losing my g*ddamn mind': Woman records herself having full-blown meltdown over an ambulance in the bike lane
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Democrat Rep. Katie Porter came in under the wire as a nominee for Worst Person of 2022. Porter is already insufferable. She wants more abortions to fight inflation and needs Greta Thunberg to raise her kids for her. But with two days to go before the end of the year, we ALSO find out she fired a staffer for catching SCHMOVID.

The staffer is Sasha Georgiades, who had a Wounded Warriors fellowship in Porter's office. In fairness to the congresswoman, her office denies firing Georgiades and says her fellowship ended. But the fellowship was supposed to end in August 2022. The staffer was "told never to come back" on July 9th after catching SCHMOVID. Porter also caught SCMOVID and blamed the staffer for it.

Again, since it's important to hear both sides, there are Community Notes on this tweet claiming "this staffer was not fired" and 'they were finishing a two-year fellowship and allowed to work from home to complete their time" according to Porter's office.

According to the text messages from the fellow, Porter claimed without evidence that Georgiades gave her SCHMOVID. And that, quote, "now my kids have no one to take care of them." Which, if Greta Thunberg is unavailable...

Here's where the resurfaced video comes in (shout out to Redstate). Two weeks after treating Sasha Georgiades -- a wounded warrior -- like garbage, blaming her for getting the Congresswoman sick, blaming her for the congresswoman being "unable" to "take care of her kids," and BANNING Georgiades -- again, a wounded warrior -- from her office, Katie Porter released a prerecorded video using Georgiades to claim how much Katie Porter respects our veterans.

Katie Porter is a gross person. She fits in perfectly as a California leftist.

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December 30, 2022 at 08:48AM - Brodigan
Dem congresswoman's horrible treatment of wounded warrior for getting her sick looks worse after a resurfaced video
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Elon Musk tweeted about cocaine in April. And out of every tweet ever, it is the second most liked tweet of all time. A better way to say farewell to 2022 could not be conceived.

Discovering this starts with the drama between Andrew Tate and Greta Thunberg. If you care to get into the weeds of it or care who either person is, pursue this at your leisure. The bullet points are that Tate tried to flex on Greta about how many cars he owned. Greta made him look silly in her tweet response. Tate overreacted. He was eating pizza from a Romanian pizza chain. Romanian police arrested Tate on charges of sex trafficking. Twitter thinks the pizza box tipped him off based on a single tweet by a woke activist claiming so. Also, because the whole ordeal is so silly, I don't think people are thinking too deeply about it.

Greta stans and Tate haters have been sharing this chart from WikiPedia showing them the most liked tweets of all time, highlighting the only joke Greta Thunberg has ever told in her life.

What I was more fascinated by is that out of all Elon Musk's tweets, all his memes, all his dunks, and all his viral communications to the Twitterverse, sandwiched between Chadwick Boseman and Barack Obama as the #2 most liked tweet of all time, was this one:

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

That's right, friends. Back in the day, Coke was made with coke. It wasn't just a clever name. There was a more classic version than Coca-Cola Classic! And over 4.7 million Twitter users like the idea of going back to the good old days. Or, they may not like the idea as much as they like the smell.

200,000,000,000 tweets per year, and the second most liked of all time is Elon's joke about riding white lines. At least I think it's a joke. We all thought his buying Twitter at one point was a joke too.

And apropos of nothing, what's with k-cup band BTS having THREE tweets in the Top 12 that's just them tweeting emojis? No one should have that much power.

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December 30, 2022 at 07:31AM - Brodigan
This 2022 Elon Musk tweet about cocaine is the second most-liked tweet of all-time
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Every employee at some point in time has wanted to tell management where to stick it. Few do, and the ones who don't live vicariously through others. Audiences cheered when Jerry McGuire (and Jim Breuer) promised he wasn't going to do what we all thought he was going to do. Fans cheered when "Stone Cold" Steven Austin dropped Vince McMahon like the Board of Directors did twenty-five years later. And anyone who has ever worked in retail feels this lady's rant. Not sure what Walmart it is. Only know she doesn't work there anymore.

Also, I think Jared is going to get a call from corporate.

To Jared, our store manager, you're a pervert.

To Gretta and Kathy, shame on you. I hope you don't talk to your families the way you talk to us.

F*ck management and f*ck this job. I quit.

When I was in her position, I never had an issue with management as much as the customers. And Walmart customers were extra Walmarty in 2022. Karen went bowling in the aisle while creaming about black lives and her p*ssy. Other Karen (who was of course wearing a mask) had a meltdown when a customer got within six feet of the self-checkout. Some creepy dude was caught lurking the day after he was released from jail as a sex offender. Then, every so often, the time for talk was done and the time for fists was now.

Whether it was a customer incident or an issue with management that acted as catalyst, everyone has a breaking point. Our friend here's breaking point was today. Or, whenever the video was recorded.

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December 29, 2022 at 04:49PM - Brodigan
'Jared, you're a pervert': Walmart employee holds NOTHING back before publicly quitting over the intercom
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With the release of Avatar 2, James Cameron can't help himself. If he can find a virtue, he's gonna signal it so bright it'll burn your retina. Shunning guns shouldn't surprise anyone. Like many Hollywood leftists who made a fortune "fetishizing" guns, he wants you to believe he is done with "fetishizing" guns.

So much so that he went through the trouble of filming ten expensive minutes of guns fetishizing for Avatar 2, just so he could cut it out of the movie.

“I actually cut about 10 minutes of the movie targeting gunplay action. I wanted to get rid of some of the ugliness, to find a balance between light and dark.”

Bro, you're responsible for Terminator. Go sit in the corner and shut up.

Maybe Hollywood's elite is in the midst of a contest of sorts. Where whoever scores the most woke points by the end of the year wins a prize. Because Cameron looks like he's in competition. He wants men to expel the dangerous toxin known as "testosterone" from our bodies. The filmmaker also can't understand why we don't see six-month pregnant women fighting bad guys in movies.

(It is unclear if James Cameron has ever met a woman who is six months pregnant. WikiPedia says he's been married five times and has four kids. But it's also Hollywood, so none of that means anything.)

Though Cameron has a high bar of wokeness to vault over. This is the man who once said Gal Gadot was too hot for Wonder Woman to be a feminist movie. A virtue he was so proud of signaling, he doubled down on it.

James Cameron is the latest lefty who made a fortune on gun movies wanting us to believe how embarrassed he is he made a fortune making gun movies. He should join the support group Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill have over their embarrassment of once making comedies.

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December 29, 2022 at 08:26AM - Brodigan
James Cameron doesn't want to fetishize guns. Anymore. Yes, the man who made millions on 'Terminator'
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