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Democrat Reintroduces Bills To Create National LGBTQ Museum Claims "Attacks And Attempts To Erase Our History"

10/31/2023

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While the average American worries about the rising cost of groceries and pretty much everything else, some people in Congress are focused on creating a museum for gay people because of “equality” or something.

In what some progressives may consider a “stunning” or “brave” move, U.S. Rep. Mark Pocan, a gay Democrat from Wisconsin, has put forward two bills on Friday aimed at creating a National Museum of American LGBT History and Culture.

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You know, because they just want to be treated like everyone else. Except, most people don't have museums dedicated to their sexual preferences. But that’s beside the point.

It is also unclear what they mean by "LGBT culture" but I assume this means a drag queen and furries exhibit. Obviously, it's safe to assume this museum won't include anything about "straight" culture due to efforts to advance "equality."

“As our community faces unprecedented attacks and attempts to erase our history, we must preserve and protect our stories for future generations,” Pocan said.

Your insurance premium likely just doubled, and you spent $100 on five items at the grocery store. But the real issue at hand is preserving stories of gay people for future generations. Makes sense.

“It is vital to remember our collective past – particularly when certain states, and even Members of Congress, seek to constrain and repeal existing rights by passing bills that harm LGBTQI+ youth and our community at large. Let’s tell these stories, the good and the bad, and honor the many contributions the LGBTQI+ community has made to this nation with a museum in Washington, D.C. I look forward to the passage of this legislation and to visiting this museum in the near future.”

What exactly are those contributions that the LGBT community has made to this country? I think I missed that one in history class.

The first bill, if passed, will create an eight-member commission of “individuals with various expertise in museum planning or LGBTQ+ research and culture” to study the potential creation of the museum.

The panel will address whether the proposed museum should be part of the Smithsonian Institution, the world’s largest museum and research complex. They would have 18 months under the bill to complete its study and submit a plan of action to Congress.

Congress may consider the second bill to formally create the museum once the commission completes its recommendations.

This does not really sound like a wise way of using our tax dollars if you ask me.

Pocan was joined by all openly LGBT Co-Chairs of the “Equality Caucus” in introducing this legislation. This includes Representatives Mark Takano (D-CA), Sharice Davids (D-KS), Robert Garcia (D-CA), Becca Balint (D-VT), Ritchie Torres (D-NY), Chris Pappas (D-NH), Angie Craig (D-MN), and Eric Sorensen (D-IL).

People can hardly afford to live, and these lawmakers want to waste money on a museum that celebrates one's sexual preference. The priorities of some individuals are astonishing.

But since a gay museum is probably the last thing on your mind, that is the most important thing for the “Equality Caucus.” It’s also unclear how this will create “equality” since I highly doubt the museum will have anything to do with heterosexual people.


October 31, 2023 at 02:06PM - Danielle Berjikian
Democrat Reintroduces Bills To Create National LGBTQ+ Museum, Claims "Attacks And Attempts To Erase Our History"
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Illegal Migrants Set Up Equally Illegal Market Under Expressway: "The problem hasnt gotten any better"

10/31/2023

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Not too long ago, code enforcement in the Big Apple shut everything down over the sniffles and the risk of spreading the invisible enemy known as COVID. However, the fear of spreading disease or sanitary practices no longer applies as Biden’s Alien Invasion continues to wreak havoc across the country.

Over 200 migrants are running an illegal open-air market under a New York City expressway, the New York Post reported Saturday.

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It turns out that illegal immigrants run illegal markets. Interesting how that turned out.

Hundreds of migrants are residing under a stretch of the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway at Park Avenue and Hall Street, according to the Post.

Open-air homes have been set up by cramming mattresses and tables. The majority of individuals are from Latin American countries or are French-speaking Africans.

Is anyone else worried about the amount of fires that they will need during the winter?

The outlet reported that the area has been converted into a “mini-city,” where migrants sell services and goods, including Nike sneakers, food, and haircuts. One man said he charges $15 a haircut and gets about eight customers a day.

It’s unclear where they got the Nike’s but I think we all know how they keep up with their supply.

The Post reported that migrants keep returning to the area after leaving a shelter a block away, along with others throughout NYC.

“The problem hasn’t gotten any better, it’s gotten worse and continues to get worse,” a Clinton Hill dad said. “I’d rather see the tents. It literally looks and smells horrible down there now.”

Individuals have either overstayed their time at the nearby shelter or simply refuse to go there.

Police and sanitation workers previously cleared out the tent city, but migrants just came right back.

In an attempt to deal with the migrant crisis, the city has started providing illegal immigrants with one-way airline tickets to anywhere but NYC.

Yes, the city has gotten so desperate officials literally want to pay people to leave.

The Washington Examiner reported that some migrants have already been issued one-way plane tickets, and they are headed to locations including Michigan, Colombia, and Morocco.

Mayor Adams said, "When you are out of room, that means you’re out of the room. Every year, my relatives show up for Thanksgiving, and they all want to sleep at my house. There’s no more room. That’s where we are right now.”

This all comes after Adams announced that the Big Apple would be a sanctuary city in an attempt to pander for votes.

Our very progressive Canadian neighbors have closed their border to migrants, but our elected officials seem to not have gotten the hint.

Clearly, both New York City and the federal government do not have the resources to handle this volume of “migrants.”

Our immigration policies are de facto meaningless. Not only does this wreak havoc on the resources we have, but those who actually merit protection through our asylum laws are arguably not receiving it.

We must end this madness now to not only put an end to people taking advantage of our immigration system, or lack thereof, and help those that truly need it.

Anyway, winter is coming and that may or may not take care of the problem.


October 31, 2023 at 02:00PM - Danielle Berjikian
Illegal Migrants Set Up Equally Illegal Market Under Expressway: "The problem hasn’t gotten any better"
Click the headline to read the full report at Louder With Crowder

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Hamas Caucus member Cori Bush claims she had totally condemned Hamas forgets Community Notes is always lurking on X...

10/31/2023

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It is clear Democrats, particularly members of the Hamas Caucus, got focus group results back. And that their pathetic attempts to "All Lives Matter" the October 7th Hamas terrorist attack is affecting the party in a negative fashion. Now in order to convince voters they don't hate the Jews as much as their words and actions say they do, some of them are admitting that antisemitism is a bad thing. Cori Bush went a little too far with it. Community Notes was quick to respond.

Social media influencer Rep. AOC was more balanced. We've seen the AOC effect on Hamas supporters attacking Jews, and Rep. AOC herself recently accused Israel of ethnic cleansing. She also farted. You know she doesn't mean any of this tweet, but it's milquetoast.

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Congresswoman Cori Bush went too far. She claims she cosponsored a resolution to condemn Hamas. Community Notes says she's a lying liar who lies.

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She couldn't denounce Hamas two days after they launched a heinous terror attack without saying Israel is just as bad.

She joined Democrat colleagues in refusing to support Israel.

Cori Bush leads the calls in telling Israel it cannot defend itself. Bush and other Hamas Caucus members call it a "ceasefire." Others who aren't imbeciles know a ceasefire does nothing but give Hamas time to rest up, restock its weapons, and plan their next terror attack.

And three days after the Hamas terror attacks, Cori Bush demanded the US end our support of Israel. Three days after 1400 Israelis were slaughtered, women were raped, families were burned alive, and infants were beheaded.

Now that her actions (and the actions of others in the Hamas Caucus) have emboldened and inspired progressive supporters to take to the streets and shout their antisemitism loud and proud, it's making Democrats look bad. Who would've thunk?

Cori Bush needs to not say things that aren't true, though. At least not on X. X is the one platform where Democrats can call out for bullsh*t.

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October 31, 2023 at 12:47PM - Brodigan
Hamas Caucus member Cori Bush claims she had totally condemned Hamas, forgets Community Notes is always lurking on X...
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Watch: Schmuck dyes mice throws them in a McDonald's yelling "Free Palestine!" Spoiler: It did not free Palestine

10/31/2023

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Progressives, liberals, and Democrats from the West have been culturally appropriating antisemitism for decades now. It's only fair that a Hamas supporter borrows from their slacktivism and affection for pointless dramatic gestures. All it took was some dye, three bucks of mice, a McDonald's, and a lack of dignity.

We call this performance art "Enjoy Your Rat Burgers." To set the stage, McDonalds has been giving free meals for Israeli soldiers after the October 7th terrorist attack where 1400 Israelis were slaughtered, women were raped, families were burned alive, and infants were beheaded. People who support those terror attacks are jealous because they want free burgers too.

"Enjoy Your Rat Burgers" is told in three acts. In Act 1 our antagonist, we'll call him Rick, took three buckets of mice. He dyes the mice in one bucket red, black in another, green in another. It is to symbolize the Palestinian flag. Had he not done this, the people at McDonalds would have no idea why this random schmuck was dumping mic all over the London eatery.

Act 2 sees Rick throwing the mice through an open door yelling "Free f*cking Palestine," "Boycott Israel, and his catchphrase "F*ck Israel!"

Act 3 sees Rick driving off with his face covered.

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McDonald's issued a statement to the New York Post confirming the incident happened. "Following the removal of the mice, the restaurant has been fully sanitized and our pest control partners have been called out to conduct a full inspection."

While there have been calls demanding Israel ceasefire and let Hamas get away with this one from Hollywood celebrities, college professors, and Joe Biden's Democrat colleagues in Congress, as of this writing Palestine is not "free." Those mice were killed in naught.

I don't know if you know this, but when you spray paint mice? It's toxic.

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Rick will no doubt rush home so he can take off his mask, put on his orange vest, and bugger off to the next Just Stop Oil meeting. Since there are two current things to support this week, he is pulling double duty.

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October 31, 2023 at 11:39AM - Brodigan
Watch: Schmuck dyes mice, throws them in a McDonald's yelling "Free Palestine!" Spoiler: It did not free Palestine
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Watch: So Who Is New Speaker Of The House Mike Johnson?

10/31/2023

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Is Mike Johnson our most based House Speaker in 140 years? Today’s show gets into that.

The House elected Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA) as its 56th speaker after three Republican nominees failed to win the gavel as a result of McCarthy getting pushed out of the role.

After being elected, Johnson said in a statement that he “will advance a comprehensive conservative policy agenda, combat the harmful policies of the Biden Administration, and support our allies abroad. And we will restore sanity to a government desperately in need of it.”

But where does he stand on the issues?

Johnson, who is a devout Christian, once proposed legislation to make it a crime to transport a minor across state lines to get an abortion without “satisfying parental involvement law.”

He served as senior legal counsel for Alliance Defending Freedom, a Christian law firm committed to "protecting religious freedom, free speech, marriage and family, parental rights, and the sanctity of life."

After the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, Johnson released the following statement, “Today is an historic and joyful day. After nearly a half century, the Supreme Court has finally corrected its egregious error and returned the fateful policy decision over legalized abortion to the people and their elected representatives—where it has always belonged. No real ‘constitutional right’ to abortion ever existed. The Court invented it out of thin air. House Republicans will continue to stand for the sanctity of human life and hold the Biden Administration accountable for any future attempt to impede the policy decisions of pro-life states.”

During his time in the Louisiana state legislature, Johnson filed a bill called the "Louisiana Marriage and Conscience Act” in an effort to keep the government from discriminating against people over their view of marriage.

"He does fall in line with a lot of mainstream Republican views but he would also be considered Trump populus in some ways,” Crowder said.

Johnson defended Trump during the Democrat-led House impeachment hearings. He also questioned the results of the 2020 election and said we should repeal Section 230.

"[The left] can't stand this guy, then again they hate every Republican speaker. The reasons that they dislike him are reasons that I would like him,” Crowder said. “If they are going to hate you anyway, let your freak flag fly. Don’t try and find common ground based on a lie.”


October 31, 2023 at 10:33AM - Danielle Berjikian
Watch: So Who Is New Speaker Of The House Mike Johnson?
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COMMUNISTS MEET: Why Newsom Being So Pro-China Should Scare You...

10/31/2023

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Gavin Newsom & Xi Jinping met. Newsom is a danger & his pro-China policies are bad news.

COMMUNISTS MEET: Why Newsom Being So Pro-China Should Scare You... www.youtube.com


October 31, 2023 at 09:33AM - Steven Crowder
COMMUNISTS MEET: Why Newsom Being So Pro-China Should Scare You...
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Netflix star calls out Mayim Bialik's come to Jesus moment about the Left's antisemitism: "Why has it taken so long?"

10/31/2023

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I didn't know who Dr. Sheila Nazarian, host of Netlfix's Skin Decision: Before and After, was before this video. Mayim Bialik, I know through Big Bang Theory and growing up on Blossom. And from a VH-1 special where she sang a killer acapella version of "Living on a Prayer" in Hebrew. They released videos, separately, that show a divide I've been seeing on the internet. One is from Jewish leftists realizing how antisemitic the Left is. The other is from more moderate Jews who don't understand how the first group is only now just realizing.

Bilak released a ten-minute video on her Instagram page, expressing the shock of what she's been seeing while acknowledging other people had told her how bad antisemitism was. She just didn't want to believe them. "It is thriving at my alma mater, where the chant 'We want a Jewish genocide' was echoed in the quad in front of Royce Hall. ... I have an 18-year-old who is preparing to go to college next year. Many of the colleges on his list, and the lists of all of his friends, are for universities that cannot find a way to unanimously, undeniably, irrevocably denounce any organization that celebrates the massacre of Jewish people."

To be fair to some of those colleges, it's not like the Joe Biden White House can find a way unanimously, undeniably, irrevocably denounce any organization that celebrates the massacre of Jewish people either.

Nazarian saw Bilak's video, and while respecting the actress, doesn't understand what took so long. "You thought marching with these leftist organizations meant that you were one of them and that they supported you. You failed to read the charter of Black Lives Matter, that had antisemitism written in it from the beginning. You failed to notice the antisemitism at the Women's Marches by Linda Sarsour on stage — one of the people on the board of the Women's March."

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She's right. The two biggest, Democrat Party, Hollywood virtue signalling, progressive movements of the past ten years were the Women's March and Black Lives Matter. And BOTH were run and organized by antisemites.

Meghan McCain Just Scorched Women's March Founder for Farrakhan Support, Anti-Semitism

NO TOLERANCE FOR YOU: ‘Gay Pride’ March Kicks Out Jews

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Women’s March Co-Chair Calls Starbucks Racist for Working with the ADL

It's who the Left has always been. It's why you see so much handwringing amongst Democrats that they are being TOO pro-Israel. Or why Democrats won't call out the antisemites on their side without All Lives Mattering it because users are being critical of Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar on X.

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October 31, 2023 at 08:47AM - Brodigan
Netflix star calls out Mayim Bialik's come to Jesus moment about the Left's antisemitism: "Why has it taken so long?"
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Watch Today's Show: HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR 2023! Scary Study Reveals Pfizer Hid 80% of Covid Deaths!

10/31/2023

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It's spooky szn! Join us for our Halloween special where Steven explores the origin of the holiday. We're taking a look at the terrifying truth of the vaccine, our most inexperienced House Speaker in 140 years, a horrifying hockey incident, and more!

HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN

  • Halloween – Historically Speaking
  • The Origins of Halloween & All Saints Day
  • How Trick-or-Treating Became a Halloween Tradition
  • The Billion Dollar History Of Trick-Or-Treating In America
  • The cost is spooky: Halloween is the second biggest commercial holiday in the U.S.
  • Halloween spending to reach $12.2B this year: NRF

WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT MIKE JOHNSON

  • Who is Mike Johnson, the new Republican US House Speaker?
  • Mike Johnson is the least experienced House speaker in 140 years
  • New House Speaker Tells Hannity, ‘Go Pick Up a Bible Off Your Shelf and Read It – That’s My Worldview’
  • New House speaker's views on LGBTQ issues come under fresh scrutiny
  • Johnson Played Leading Role in Effort to Overturn 2020 Election
  • Who Is Mike Johnson? What To Know About The Newly Elected GOP House Speaker—And Trump Ally.
  • The NEW Speaker of the House Mike Johnson trolls Nancy Pelosi
  • What Speaker Mike Johnson means for Silicon Valley
  • WSJ Opinion: The FBI's Christopher Wray and Defining Disinformation
  • Nicolle: Speaker Johnson 'a walking, talking, self-righteous laundry list of inconsistencies'
  • “His views on policy are essentially what you’d expect from a religious fundamentalist — they’re more divisive than divine.”
  • Election Denier Rep. Mike Johnson is House Speaker

PFIZER HID NEARLY 80% OF COVID VACCINE TRIAL DEATHS

  • Forensic Analysis of the 38 Subject Deaths in the 6-Month Interim Report of the Pfizer/BioNTech BNT162b2 mRNA Vaccine Clinical Trial
  • ABC News: Rise in Heart Disease May Be Explained by Extreme Weather Conditions
  • Video games could trigger deadly heart problems in children: study
  • 'Keto-like' diet linked to higher risk of heart disease, new research shows
  • Can your shower habit lead to a heart attack in winter? Should you shower hot or cold?
  • Is drinking cold refrigerated water bad for the heart?
  • Warning: Woman who ate the same fruit daily almost lost her leg from dangerous blood clot
  • A cardiologist says she's seeing a rise in 20-somethings with heart arrhythmias caused by herbal supplements
  • Car fumes from exhaust and heavy braking raise risk of heart attacks, study suggests
  • University student 'dies of joy' after hearing he'd passed his exams with flying colours
  • Solar storms may cause up to 5500 heart-related deaths in a given year
  • Urgent warning to gardeners as soil ‘increases risk of killer heart disease’
  • Snow shoveling can be hazardous to your heart
  • Biological clock shock? “Springing forward” may have drawbacks for heart health


October 31, 2023 at 08:39AM - Brodigan
Watch Today's Show: HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR 2023! Scary Study Reveals Pfizer Hid 80% of Covid Deaths!
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"Yeah but Charlottesville": Karine Jean-Pierre refuses to denounce antisemitic pro-Hamas protests taking place in America

10/31/2023

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Progressives have launched Pro-Hamas, Anti-Jew rallies across America. Jewish college students have been barricaded in libraries and told not to eat in Kosher dining halls. Jews were told to stay home last weekend in NYC because their government can't guarantee their safety. And Karine Jean-Pierre doesn't think the President of the United States needs to speak out about it because he was vocal about Charlottesville... in 2017.

We shouldn't be surprised. This is the same White House (remember, KJP speaks for the entire White House) that claimed they hadn't seen much antisemitism, but look out for Islamophobia. This is also the same White House that is quick to call any American throughout America who disagrees with them on policy a MAGA extremist. So when DOOCY asked, "Does President Biden think the anti-Israel protesters in this country are extremists," even our low standards for WHY responses were shocked by this.

"Remember, what the president decided, when the president decided to run for president, is what he saw in Charlottesville in 2017. He saw neo-nazis marching down the streets of Charlottesville with vile antisemitic hatred, and he was very clear then, and he's very clear now."

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I don't think we need to recap Charlottesville other than to remind everyone that "very fine people" was a fake news hoax. However, if you need a quick explainer:

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What's been happening across America is multiple Charlottesvilles every day, in progressive cities, on progressive college campuses, and organized by progressive voters.

Jewish Students Attacked At School, Forced To Sign Gag Order So They Don't Discuss It

"Shoot him": Video captures anti-Israel mob swarming an elderly driver trying to escape as they block traffic

Watch: Pro-Hamas students take over high school, smile while chanting for the elimination of Israel

Jewish students get barricaded in school library by pro-Hamas protestors, yet the behind-the-scenes details are WORSE

But Joe Biden is super concerned about extremism in America when it's at school board meetings and cheering for some guy named Brandon when the presidential motorcade drives by. You and I are expected to denounce the "extremism" amongst out ranks. Surely a man of integrity like Biden will denounce the all-caps EXTREMISM being committed by his base.

DOOCY thought so, and gave KJP another crack at it:

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If you're ever wondering why the Right doesn't call out or denounce whoever the media demands we denounce that week, this is example #217. You might even call it the most extreme example.

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October 31, 2023 at 07:17AM - Brodigan
"Yeah, but Charlottesville": Karine Jean-Pierre refuses to denounce antisemitic pro-Hamas protests taking place in America
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Enjoy watching someone get knocked out with a 2-liter bottle of soda in funniest shoplifting fail you'll see this week

10/31/2023

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It's the little things in life. King-sized Reese's Fast Break bars. Loading up a red wagon with High Noons so grown-ups have something to do while their kids take over the neighborhood. AND, watching some shoplifting little punk getting knocked the f*ck out with a perfectly thrown 2-liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper. There is so much suck in the news this week. Let's all enjoy this together.

As with most videos, we don't know where this takes place. We'll call it somewhere in America. It could even be in real America, as opposed to a progressive-run city. It's not that shoplifting doesn't exist in rural areas or the suburbs. It's just not encouraged like it is in New York City and San Francisco. And Chicago.

Context matters. Maybe our friend here did NOT have a backpack full of chips and Entemans and juice pouchers. Or, maybe he was stealing bread to feed his family. Whatever the context, security was not letting Jean Valjean exit without paying.

Another employee was stocking the soda endcap and saw his colleague needed backup. Here he is in the pocket:

And DOWN HE GOES! It's a direct hit. He went down faster than a sorority girl who hears you have Taylor Swift tickets.


Today is the trade deadline for the NFL, and the New York Giants are desperate for a new quarterback. Instead of wasting draft picks, just hire this guy.

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And I know what some of you are saying right now. "But Brodigan, isn't everything better with music?"

Yes. Yes, it is.

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What have we learned children? We've learned to always be ready so that you don't have to get ready. The clerk no doubt trained for this moment. His assistant manager has the other employees running drills, and when our dude got the ball --- or the Coke -- all that situational training kicked in.

We've learned to always have an escape route.

And we've learned that worse than being caught by security is being caught by a security camera. Being caught by security is embarrassing at the moment. Being caught by the security camera turns you into content and a laughing stock among all your other shoplifting friends.

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October 31, 2023 at 06:14AM - Brodigan
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