Jason Aldean and Brittany Aldean know all too well about being attacked by fake news. Especially, fake news resulting from an Instagram post. It makes all the sense in the world for them to dress up as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy for Halloween and post a parody on Instagram

I know the internet is going crazy for Diddy's Joker costume. I'll give this a close second.

We are 80% of the time unbiased 100% of the time.

They even squeezed in a Luke Bryan cameo. Ten bucks say he recorded that on Sunday after reading the news and before enjoying the outdoors with his kids.

Brittany had the money quote:

Apparently, according to Brittany's recent tweet, she hates all animals. It's based on the tweet that said "I love dogs." Sounds like a PR nigjhtmare.

This is a snarky reference to Brittany Aldean making a joke on Instagram, fellow country star Maren Morris refusing to calm down about it, and Jason's long-time PR team dropping him as a result. Proving once and for all that the Aldeans do. not. give. a. F*CK.

Well done by all involved. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to check my kid's Halloween candy for rainbow fentanyl. I think I'll start with the Milky Ways. Those are my favorites.

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October 31, 2022 at 03:15PM - Brodigan
Jason and Brittany Aldean crush Halloween with this 'Anchorman' video mocking fake news, recent Instagram drama
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Joe Biden talks a good game. He leads a party that has deemed voter ID to be racist. Joe Biden even went so far as to deem any common sense voter-integrity reform to be the new Jim Crow. Yet while Biden was quick to attack states like Georgia and Texas, his own home state of Delaware is just like Birmingham in the 50s. The state expects you to show ID before you vote.

Not only did Joe Biden not have the courage of his conviction to fight for voting rights in his home state, but he also took part in the problematic process of showing his ID as if he was Bull Conner in the 60s.

Look at this. I am literally shaking right now.

Joe Biden, as far back as 2014, called voter ID laws an "attempt to suppress minority voting." Yet there he was eight years later, after not voting to change the laws in his home state, taking part in that attempt. He no doubt walked past black voters of color outside unable to vote because, as is the Democrat belief, black Americans of color lack the ability to obtain IDs on their own.

Though in Joe Biden's defense, he also doesn't think black people of color are able to access the internet, hire a lawyer, or purchase airline tickets without his white democrat help.

Of course, everything Joe Biden and his Democrat party say about voter ID is bullplop:

• Majorities of whites (74%), blacks (73%), and other minorities (82%) say voters should be required to show photo identification before being allowed to vote.
• 87% of black people have some form of confirmed photo ID.
• 90% of Latin Americans have a form of confirmed photo ID.
• AND Voter ID laws have been shown to actually INCREASE turnout in states that recommend them, such as Georgia and Indiana.

Yet Biden still attacks Voter ID laws as voter supression everywhere except where he lives. It may look like he was in a firehouse in 2022's Delaware. But it feels like he was on a plantation in 1822's South Carolina.

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October 31, 2022 at 11:56AM - Brodigan
Watch: Joe Biden embraces Jim Crow 2.0, takes part in Delaware's restrictive voting system
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Sylvester Stallone didn't know his Republican from his Democrat until he was thirty years old. That was the shocking revelation made during a recent interview with The Sunday Times.

I'm not sure of the context. The interview is behind a paywall and I'm biting off of Yahoo News which is his biting off of Insider. At some point during the interview, the interviewer from the UK publication must have asked, "So, tell me all you know about American politics. That Joe Biden is quite the nincompoop, right?"

Stallone responded with how little he grew up paying attention to politics. And what forced him to have to pay attention.

I didn't even know what a Republican or a Democrat was until I was 30 years old. I really didn't until I went to Hollywood.

It is shocking -- shocking -- that someone who managed the grow up apolitical was forced to choose a side when he went to Hollywood.

I didn't know wrapping myself in a flag in 'Rocky' would throw down the gauntlet.

C'mon, son. Everyone knows Apollo was the patriotic one.

In fairness to Stallone, I can understand somewhat. I knew the difference between Republicans and Democrats as young as the second grade. Republicans were Ronald Reagan and Democrats were losers. I also knew, for the most part, I was a conservative. But I was, at the time, an MSNBC-watching New York version of a conservative. Yeah, I know. I'm disappointed in me too.

It wasn't until more into adulthood-ish that I started paying closer attention and met people outside of the NY media bubble. It solidified the difference between the two parties. And confirmed more than ever that Democrats are losers, growing more extreme by the election cycle. While conservatives believe in freedom and have punch and pie.

This started around when I was thirty, so I get where Stallone is coming from. Some people don't pay attention to politics until they're forced to.

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October 31, 2022 at 10:36AM - Brodigan
Sylvester Stallone reveals the shocking age he was before he knew what a 'republican' or 'democrat' was
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The punishment for this should be the girl's father, brothers, and uncles beating the piss out of the bystanders. All while the girl's mother records the beatdown without intervening. The bystanders are school staffers. This took place IN the school at Grant High School, in Portland.

Yes, THAT Portland. And yes, they used to have police officers in the school until the Democrat Party-led "defund the police" movement in the summer of 2020.

The victim is only known as LS. She was charging an electronic device. There was an argument. Then the five-on-one beatdown started, leaving LS with contusions to her head, a swollen nasal bridge, muscle strain to her head and neck, right shoulder pain and stiffness, and a rotator cuff injury.

As you see in the video, two of the bystanders already had their electronic devices charged. They were holding them pointed towards the melee they weren't stopping. And one pussy ran away when it started.

The Daily Mail is reporting her mother, Rahel Fessehazion is suing to the tune of $1.1 million dollars.

Fessehazion allegest her daughter, a junior at the school, had been taunted by this group of girls since her freshmen year. During LS' freshmen year, administrators issued a no-contact order, which kept the girls in separate classes. The complaint also alleged the school only removed the girls from the school for a 'few days' after the fight, which caused LS to face 'further harassment and additional emotional injuries.'

I guess we should look on the bright side. At least LS wasn't beaten so badly that she had a seizure. We've seen that happen, also while the teacher did nothing.

I would sue the bystanders too. It might not go anywhere. But I'd love to hear them be forced to defend their inaction in both a court of law and the court of public opinion.

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October 31, 2022 at 08:56AM - Brodigan
Watch: Bullies beat down girl in school common area, while bystanders and STAFFERS do nothing
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Before we trick or treat, we gotta FIGHT LIKE HELL! YouTube suspended us AGAIN, and we have all the latest. Also, more Joe Biden lies are being exposed, this time about gas prices. And we present some of the SPOOKIEST leftist stories of 2022.

October 31, 2022 at 07:43AM - Brodigan
Commie YouTube SUSPENDS Us Before the Election: Spooktacular 2022 (Show Notes)
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Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted sex trafficker to the stars and former associate of prominent democrat donor Jeffrey "I Didn't Kill Myself" Epstein, is having a fun time being incarcerated. Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking minors. There is still no word about Maxwell's client list of powerful people she trafficked underage girls for. But at least she is having fun playing softball!

The Mirror reports that Maxwell has become so obsessed with softball, the other prison inmates have given her the nickname "Dottie." You know, from that girl baseball movie.

A prison source tells The Mirror that Ghislaine is very popular among the girls and very sociable. She even almost won musical chairs one day, getting down to the last two!

But it’s her love of softball she seems to most enjoy. Whenever there is a game, Ghislaine want to play. When she took to the field, they called her Dottie. It stuck.

It's not just softball. Maxwell was moved to FCI Tallahassee in July where she was afforded the luxury of living her best life. If Ghislaine wished to learn a trade, the following were available: electrician, baker, horticulturist, plumber, and cosmology.

Also, to pass the time, Maxwell will be free to do pilates, lift weights, or play flag football and frisbee. She could also read a book in the recreational library. And she was able to continue teaching yoga as she was doing in Brooklyn.

But it's playing softball where Ghislaine Maxwell really shines! It's very Shawshank Redemption meets A League of Their Own meets The Longest Yard meets we still don't know why the media hasn't uncovered Maxwell's client list.

Play ball!

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October 31, 2022 at 07:38AM - Brodigan
Ghislaine Maxwell, sex trafficker, is so obsessed playing prison softball the other inmates gave her this nickname
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It's not even the opening of business before we get hints of it being Red Wedding Day at Twitter. Not to be confused with Red Supernova Day a week from Tuesday. News broke on Friday that Elon Musk was looking to cut Twitter payroll by 50%. Those cuts may have started last night as whatever the hell a "Senior Director of Platform Services" is announced he no longer has a job.

Taylor lashed out about it on Twitter, claiming: "The ongoing layoff process is a complete farce and an embarrassment. It’s a bunch of Tesla goons making decisions about people they know nothing about other that number of code commits. It’s complete absurdity."

Taylor was a vocal opponent of his new boss.

It poses an interesting question. I would never imply Taylor's criticism would have to do with him being yeeted out of a job, as unnecessary as his job title implies that job was. But, there is a correlation between how much you find out vs. how much you f*ck around.

In Elon Musk's defense, if this is really what it's like at Twitter it would explain so, so much. Per the new Chief Twit, there are ten people "managing" for every one person who codes or does something useful. He could fire 69% of the company and have it run more effectively.

If it is Red Wedding Day on Twitter, let's see if the media is more accurate than they have been. They wouldn't want another Ligma Johnson incident.

We would, because it's hilarious content. But they wouldn't.

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October 31, 2022 at 07:08AM - Brodigan
Former Twitter director lashes out at being fired while Elon Musk drops hint why so many will be let go
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Luke Bryan played a concert for Hurricane Ian relief that caused controversy. Well, it would have caused a controversy if the people upset at him mattered. In the middle of this concert to raise money for Florida hurricane victims, he brought on stage Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. The crowd loved it. Random idiots on Twitter were angry about it.

Bryan responded to the media event, basically telling the haters to bless their heart: "I grew up in a country where if a governor asks you if they can come and raise awareness to help victims of a natural disaster you help. I knew people would chatter about this but for me the more important piece was if I am going to come back there a few weeks after a large portion of people have been affected by a natural disaster in a state where people have been good to me this felt right. This is all I am saying about this. I'll be outdoors with my boys."

This was the offending action:

The rub is while IRL country music fans applauded Ron DeSantis, "country music" "fans" lashed out at Luke Bryan. They're very upset with the artist and swear they will never listen to his music ever again. Whether or not any of them ever listened to Bryan before or could name any songs is open for debate.

One person with a Ukraine flag profile picture and a Ukraine flag emoji in her name cries: "I am so dismayed that you had DeSantis on stage with you. He embodies what is wrong with humanity; he pulls stunts that are racist and he is truly an evil man with no soul. I can no longer listen to your music in good conscious, you are a huge disappointment. "

Another person, when Luke Bryan said "ladies and gentlemen, Ron DeSantis" misheard him and seems to think he said "I hate women, LGBTQ people and immigrants."

Then come the potty mouths. One woman with the mouth of a truck driver said "Well Luke Bryan can f@ck all the way off now."

But at least she censored herself. Another broad with a Ukraine Flag emoji AND a schmaccine emoji in her name did not: "Sad and seriously disappointing. F*ck you Luke Bryan."

And, some dinkus who claims to whisper to horses whined: "Congrats to @lukebryan on announcing he’s a bigoted piece of shit."

After getting off stage, Ron DeSantis paid a visit to the most magical place on Earth -- Long Island -- to campaign for future governor Lee Zeldin.

Shout out to Luke Bryan for refusing to bend the knee. If he issued a statement written by his PR team apologizing to those who were offended and promising to "educate himself," I would have been disappointed.

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October 31, 2022 at 06:16AM - Brodigan
Luke Bryan refuses to bend the knee, tells haters where to stick outrage over sharing stage with Ron DeSantis
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It appears "Chief Twit" Elon Musk may be laying off a sizable amount of people from Twitter. Reminder: the new owner of one of the (alleged) most powerful communications platforms in the world is a Ron DeSantis supporter.

It won't be 75%, as was rumored. It won't be 69%, which would be hysterical. And it's mathematically impossible for Elon Musk to lay off 420% of the Twitter workforce. But according to the Musk-hating New York Times, we could see up to 50% of Twitter's workforce being wished well in their future endeavors.

Elon is said to have “ordered the cuts across the company, with some teams to be trimmed more than others." Also, “some managers are being asked to draw up lists of employees to cut.”

But where do you cut from such a well-run company? As reported by the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, every Twitter employee is invaluable, performs crucial tasks, and is harder working than any hard working employee anywhere ever. I can't begin to imagine the burden on Elon Musk right now being forced to choose between crucial employees. Though, if the Chief Twit is forced to perform such an unfortunate task, he might know where to start.

If there is a silver lining, as Twitter employees transition to being unemployed, at least they won't need to learn to code to find a new job. They should know how to do that. Plus, I'm sure Facebook is always looking for new talent with expertise in throttling opposing viewpoints.

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October 30, 2022 at 07:47AM - Brodigan
After Elon Musk made this request to managers, it looks like massive Twitter layoffs WILL be happening
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What makes citizen journalist Libs of TikTok's work so unique and groundbreaking is that she doesn't set up undercover stings. She doesn't catch people off guard and take them out of context like a corporate journalismer does. LoTT finds the content leftists create on their own and shares it with the world. Content that the creators, while they upload it, think in their brains makes them the good guys. Like, for example, two sisters who spray their mother with water over the crime of misgendering.

Somehow, these two sisters do not think they're the assholes here.

Now, some of you may be confused. Is this the partner being misgendered, or is this the misgendering mother?

It's the mother. LoTT combined two clips in her video report. In the caption of the second half of the video originally uploaded to the communist China-owned social media platform known as TikTok, the other sister says "Accountability is the cost of proclaiming yourself an ally."

So this is a mother who considers herself an ally, who her daughters consider ally-ish, and who tries her best to be an ally. But she isn't ally enough for her daughters. So she gets the spray bottle.

It doesn't matter if you are gay, straight, or whatever else. Putting your mother on blast like this and bragging about makes you either a biyatch or a d*ckhead. I wouldn't want to misgender anyone. So choose your gender, choose the insult that corresponds with your chosen gender, and know that you are a bad person.

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October 30, 2022 at 07:07AM - Brodigan
Watch: Sisters spray mother with water every time she 'misgenders,' somehow don't think they're the bad guys
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