Faked Out Sports - Bryan in Tulsa
Treat your special someone with sports-related Valentine's Day gifts!
B in T updated chances for local schools to go dancing:
Tulsa - 20% - TU can't shoot and lately no D
Oklahoma - 97.89% - OU has some thoroughbreds
that can play D
Oklahoma State - 50% - Cade Cunningham makes them a shoo-in for the Dance but NCAA violations from former staff makes this year cloudy!
Arkansas - 80% - noncon schedule was a joke, but superstar freshman Moody makes them fun to watch!
A Super Bowl of nerds at a recent party who will remain nameless!
This person goes to
Super Bowl parties for
spouse!! They simply
find an empty den and
read a book and
smokes a cigar or
joint!! Talks to no one!
B in T Final Attempt at Yoga!
In yoga class, I have learned some new words and phrases that I might use in my sports stuff!! Example: "please widen your anal blossoming stance Bryan" also "Bryan , please refrain from flatulating while doing rear flexes' and finally ' Mr Lohmeyer, there is NO grunting, howling, or cussing in yoga, and please modify your deep body bends to a less exposed position!!! I do not think I will last much longer in this Yoga stuff! Pilattes?? Thats coffee right?? Venti pilate mocha?? Right?? ??
Why Parents Do Not Wear Masks to the YMCA Children Sporting Events:
FOS College Basketball Picks:
Michigan 78 Illinois 75
The Big Ten knows how to recruit big tight ends in football and 6’7” slow power forwards and still win!!
Oklahoma 74 at West Virginia 72
The Sooners are tough with Barry Manilow Manek and Austin Reaves back in the lineup and healthy post coronavirus!!
Arkansas 88 at Missouri 85
Superstar, one and done Moses Moody from the Hogs lit up the Tigers for 21 in the second half and signed and shoe contract after the game!! No shat!!
ORU 71 South Dakota State 68
The Golden Eagles get a huge road win in Brookings, South Dakota, and then immediately head to Fargo, North Dakota in a puddle jumper plane to find a McDonald's to get a Big Mac!! The team was promised Micky Ds or a Big Foot hunt if they win and they picked the burgers!!
Oklahoma State 82 Kansas State 66
The OSU Cowboys are playing good tournament basketball under coach Boynton!! He can recruit but can he coach in the tough as chicken gizzards Big 12 conference!!?? I like their chances in the big DANCE in Indianapolis if they are not excluded by the NCAA violations brah!!!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
February 11, 2021 at 06:57AM
Sports and Valentines Day do mix!!
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