Super Rock Concert in Prior, Oklahoma this Labor Day weekend!!!!  Love me some Godsmack and Limp Bizkit!!

*Note- With extreme heat possible for this weekend, (have pity on the dudes who clean out the 1,300 blue port-a-potties) please drink tons of liquids (Busch Light)!!

Good Old Days of College Football Previews:  Thanks Jimmie Trammell: 

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Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

In one weekend at Mimi’s and Papi B in T’s we will go through  3 jars of Vlasic pickles (196 total pickles) in a 24 to 48-hour babysitting gig!!  This can be very costly!!  AND!!

Spending a majestic fall football afternoon trying to convince your Grandkids that your poop will turn green if you eat too many pickles is somewhat of a waste of time! 

And not necessarily a good defense mechanism for kids!!

4 Rugrats devoured this vat of pickles during a Saturday movie fest!!  True shat bro!

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B in T Rants:

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B in T College Football Picks:

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August 31 Thursday home opener!!

Tulsa 54 Arkansas Pine Bluff 13  The Golden Hurricane of Tulsa blew the Golden Lions of Ark Pine-Bluff back to NE Arkansas!!  Coach Kevin Wilson’s power running game was led by the running back trio of Braylin Presley, Anthony Watkins, and Jordan Ford who rushed for 289 yards and 4TDs!!  New QB stud Braylin Braxton threw for 278 yards and 3 TDs and ran for 67 yards and 1 TD plus 1 Red Wolf Cheerleader phone number!! The Tulsa Defense was led by SS Kendarin Ray with 14 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 pick!!  

*Note:  Hard to believe but before the game, the Ark PB Barbie Pom Pon squad challenged the Tulsa Pom Pon squad to a CHEER OFF!  

Arkansas Pine Bluff Barbie Cheerleader!!

The Tulsa Squad was caught off guard by a real Arkansas Pine Bluff Barbie cheer squad girl!  Amazing results for the Arkansas State Pom Pon squad as they won the the cheer off but lost the football game!!

Oklahoma 56 Arkansas State 7

Oklahoma has an 11 am morning kickoff which despite all the Sooner bitching about early kickoffs over the last few years, game time comes at a good time during the sweltering heat of Oklahoma!!  The Arkansas State Red Wolves were 3-9 last year and Butch Jones's support is very thin….like none!!!  After stints as head coach at Cincinnati and Tennessee, he is wallering at Jonesboro, Arkansas!!  Game Notes:  Top OU WR was Gavin Freeman 8 catches for 95 yards and 2 touchdowns!!!  Top Running Back- Gavin Sawshack 16 rushes for 121 yards and 1 touchdown!!  Top OU passers QB- Dillon Gabriel with 15-21 for 272 yds and 3 touchdowns and 1 pic! 5-star freshman stud Jackson Arnold had 10-12 completions for 128 yards, and two touchdowns!!  Leading tackler OU's all everything Danny Stutsman had 18 tackles, 5 assists, 2 pass deflections, 1 pick, and 2 ASU cheerleader digits!!  JK!

Week 2 Pullback Coach for Coach Venables!!

Pull back coach:  ANT-MAN  

Never Drink and Drive with Speedy Gonzales!!

Arkansas 56 West Carolina University 6

The West Carolina nickname since 1932, the Catamount Paws, have the best nickname of any of this week's statewide football victims!!  An even cooler name was switched to the WCU Boomers in 2022 due to complaints by the Boomer Sooners of Oklahoma!!  Stats- Arkansas- KJ Jefferson completions 21 for 31, 4TDs passing, and 2 TD's rushing, also led the team in passing yards with 231 and in rushing yards with 145!!  

Oklahoma State 48 Arkansas State 22

Coach Gundy was very upset as Pistol Pete accidentally shot some buckshot into a cheerleader's backside!!  The OSU medical staff was immediately stat (medical term) to the young ladies' side with a new pulmonary machine but realized it was just at buttocks graze!!

(above:  actual shot that grazed young OSU cheerleader's buttocks)

Mr. Pete was only given a 3-game suspension from school activities wearing the Pistol Pete paper mache head!!  Civil charges have been settled mysteriously 2 hours after the buttocks incident!!  Evidently with the help of TBoone’s 120 million of new donations!!  Game notes:  QB Bowman 24 - 35, 312 yards, 3 TDs, and 1 pick, Rushing Ollie Gordon- 23 carries for 181 yards and 3 TDs- on defense ex Tulsa all American Athletic Conference middle linebacker Justin Wright made 11 tackles with 4 assists leading the traitors from Stillwater!!  JK hahaha!

TCU 55 Colorado 23

Having Colorada and Coach Dion Sanders at your first opponent is like bringing the Dallas State Fair and the San Antonio 1968 Hemisfair (attended by B in T and his mom) to your home opener!!  Let the Nuts take over the Colorado Nuthouse!!

A 9yr old B in T and mom being loaded into the Hemisphere ‘68 Skyrail!!

*Smoking Dr.Z are u in agreement with my pick?  A little aggressive?!  TCU by 32 wow!!  TCU QB Chad Morris (Ex Sooner) was 26 for 34, 434 yds and 4 TD's and no picks!

Minnesota 36 Nebraska 31

The Nebraska Grey Shirts will have a long year until new Nebraska Coach Matt Rhule gets his arms around the defense or lack thereof!!  The Blackshirts are needed quickly!  Nebraska QB Jeff Sims is a stud in the making!!   He has a super arm, speed, and a master of the RPO (run/pass/option) a last-minute touchdown pass on a fade route by QB Sims was picked off by a Golden Gopher! Both teams should be Bowl bound this Century!  Hahaha!

STUD!  2 million dollar coach!  Thanks Nebraska big donors, and corn ?prices!!

Iowa State 19 Northern Iowa 5     

The Clone Defense scored 10 points, and former Clone QB Hunter Dekkerrs scored 20k on a Vegas over of 23.5!!  More Clone and Hawkey scoop to come!!  Ha! 

The next Cyclone team meeting will be held in the MGM massive sports book room!!  Hi Hunter!!  Hi Kevin!!

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Boston College 31  Northern Illinois 17

Northern Illinois is no non-conference gimme but the Huskies stayed within biting circumference of the Eagle's behinds!!

Texas A&M 55 New Mexico 24

A boring game but not for those who took the over at 71.5!  

The Big Aggies beat the little Lobos!!  I picked the Aggies to win just so we are invited to the special room with a view!!  These are the same accommodations on 50-year award-winning ‘The Price is Right’ a town night VRBO with small chocolates on fluffy pillows, in a Mansion in the Woodlands of Houston!!  Can't wait, for my favorite relatives ever!!

Tennessee 48 Virginia 12

Another drink at the beach for OU-ex Josh Heupel!!

Sunday

LSU 35 Florida State 24

The Florida State President is Superman in the state of Florida!!  He requested that his athletics be transferred out of their current conference (PAC) yesterday!  

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B in T High School Picks:

Cushing 41 at Bristow 30

The Cushing Tigers are extremely tough on the road and the Pirates from Bristow should be a strong contender in 3A District 4!!  Good road win for the young Cushing Tigers!!  

Bishop Kelley 44 at Rogers 31

Will Rogers high school football has more athletes on their football team than the 5 years previous combined!!  The Kelley Comet line is still scary with Defensive ends growing like aliens at Prassa field every year, especially 2023!!

Bixby 62 Har-Ber Springdale, Arkansas 27

Har-Ber Wild Cats team bus is big time!!  The bus has its own individual dressing rooms, disco dancing polls, and film room ON THE FRICKING BUS, no SHAT!!  This 1997 Rialta Super Bus is the Cadillac of it time!!  

The bus does not have last year's team record (1-9) to back up the hoity-toity Har-Ber bus!

Bixby’s offense was led by RB Cordell Gouldsby who had 167 yards rushing on 12 carries and 2 touchdowns!!  Plus one Har-Ber's mom's digits!  JK!

If you're wondering about the nationally-ranked Bixby Spartans team bus- meet

Jet Blue the Bixby team Learjet!!  Google it broheimer!

Blackwell 27 at Afton 20

The road from Blackwell to Afton was the same road used for the Jeepers Creepers 2 movie, Highway 97, numerous mysteriously missing football players and cheerleaders on this highway to hell!!  Scary as SHAT!!  True story!!  JK!  Or not?

B in T Mom's Contest : Afton Moms .987  Blackwell Moms .984  This was the closest mom contest since the ‘76 Corn Bible Moms defeated the ‘76 Medford Moms by ringing more chicken necks in 3 minutes!!

B in T Mom and Pop Diner of the Week:

Roadhog Saloon Afton, Oklahoma which is known for its famed Low fat-Batter fried Ghost Peppers ?️!!!  

Also:  The world-famous 2 Worms in Mason Jar chugging contest started at this bar in 1978!!  Worms do burn going down the hatch!!  Watch out for the deadly Skorppio bottle!!

HEALTH WARNING:  DO NOT SWALLOW THE SKORPPIO SCORPION IN THE 4500$ SKORPPIO BOTTLE☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️!!!!

Union 48  at Broken Arrow 45

The Union cornerback Devon Jordan is being recruited by every Power 5 school in the Midwest, with their eyes also on Jr. running back Jordan Snelling who has offers from Tulsa and OK State!!  

Carl Albert 55 at Midwest City 38

The Carl Albert Titans have more transfers with Name Image and Likeness (NIL) monies than the big shots Jenks, Unions, and Broken Arrows!!!  OU QB Kevin Sperry transferred from Rockhill, Texas, via IMG Florida, to Carl Albert just to be snuggly close to the his 2025 commit home in Norman!!  The Burger Supreme Drive-in will be packed with CA fans wanting the regularly priced $22.99 Kevin Sperry Burger for only $5 on Friday nights!!  NIL dollars at work at Carl Albert, nothing changes!! 

Cascia Hall 31 Rejoice Christian  28

The Rejoice Christian Eagles, the 2A slobber knockers, are trying to get a QB transfer from Wyoming who is 6’8” and can throw the ball 80 yards as a true freshman in 2022!!  The young man from Harrison High School will not transfer till he receives a 3-year supply of Oklahoma Farm Fresh Brownies!  Negotiations continue as the Commandos win with late field goal by possible TU signee kicker, Henry Simon!!

Del City 38 BTW 31

Booker T’s huge line is anchored by 3-star Darian Melendez G, C, NG DT, and kicker!!  His line on both the offensive and defensive side averages 5’10 1/2 “ and 316 pounds and uses ancient Sumo wrestling techniques to form the stances!  Very true story!!  Google it!  I dare ya!

Believe it or not Del City’s team speed was better!!!???

Choctaw 62 at Edmond Sante Fe 13. The Choctaw running game has made the Yellow Jackets a super team for 2023!!

QB Cash Williams can throw the ball a country mile!!  He had a good evening with 15 for 22 pass completions for 302 yards and 4 touchdowns!  This young man has it going!!

East Central 36 at Nathan Hale 12

The East Central Cardinals are looking good while the Hale Rangers are struggling though another year!!

Owasso 34 Jenks 30

Owasso again thanks to the new NIL program for the Ram defense!!  Owasso Defensive Coordinator Antonio Graham offered a brand new Ram Red Dodge Truck from Jim Glover for any defensive lineman that can make 5 sacks in one game!!  This has only been done once in 42 years, keep pushing D line!!

J’Kharri Thomas, Jaylen Jones, Lyric Wheeler, Blake Cherry, and Ryker Haff are 3-star plus top 100 players in Oklahoma according to the VYPE high school football Gods!  Thomas caught 5 passes for 194 yards and 2 TDs!!  Thomas, a senior wide receiver, had a team-high 72 receptions for 601 yards and five touchdowns last season.

Wheeler, a senior linebacker, recorded 46 total tackles, seven tackles for losses, a pair of sacks, three hurries, one 

interception in 2022 and a few thousand scholarship offers!! Go Rams!

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Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

Who will sell more tickets at Chapman Stadium this YEAR!!??                                              1. OU Sooners vs

Tulsa 

2. Owasso vs Bixby ‘Battle of the Burbs’ 

3.Motley Crew, Alice Cooper, & Def Leppard

Predictions:

OU vs TU — 30,300

Owasso vs Bixby — 24,400

Concert at Chapman with Motley Crew, Alice Cooper, & Def Leppard   —  27,500

The actual winners are the 1990 New Kids on the Block!!

In 1990 New Kids on the Block attended by Jordan and Lance of the B in T kids on the Block!!  August 28th, 1990 after TU blanked the Drake Bulldogs 36-0, the New Kids on the Block played in front of 32,750 rabid NKOTB fans!!  

You must have ‘The Right Stuff’ to read B in T!!  Hahaha haha!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Family Sports:

According to Warninngs from 2 different B in T households the new Amazon indestructible dog toy similar to the toys used the ‘Bag of Glass’ skit on Saturday Night Live 50 years ago, is deadly!!

This recent dog toy purchase has bruised and broken numerous Pa Pa B in T toes and caused new cuss words to abound out of the mouths of old farts and babes!!  Our angelic home will never be the same!!Below is the cute supposedly soft Amazon gorilla in the teeth of Kodak!!

My family has lost 4 dog teeth, one child baby tooth, one adult molar, also 4 bruised and broken toes, and a black eye to Mi Mi B in T, after an errant puppy Kodak throw!!  (small indentation in wall, unknown to Mrs. B in T!) - SHHHH!

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B in T Rants:

B in T College Football Picks:

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B in T College Football Picks:

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USC 56 San Jose State 17

Two weak college games to hang around the local area Tulsa Power High School games!!  The Battle of the Burbs Owasso vs Bixby is projected to have a higher media share on ESPN Plus than USC vs San Jose State on ESPN 2!!!  True Shat!!  Thanks Hollywood Lincoln Riley for leaving town and those high TV ratings with u!!

Notre Dame 51 Navy 22

This game is played in Dublin, Ireland in front of 39,000 drunk ? Irish pubsters!!  The demand for tickets for the 2023 Aer Lingus College Football Classic proves that Ireland is the home of college football outside of the United States,” said Padraic O’Kane, co-founder and director of the event!!  Sam Hartman a senior graduate from Wake Forest, took the helm of the Notre Dame ship and threw for 303  yards, 3 touchdowns and 3 happy hours at The Temple Bar Pub which is the most iconic drinking holes on the entire Emerald Isle!!!  It sits in the beating heart of its namesake district, the lively Temple Bar area, which is Dublin's nightlife hub!!  Oh, and the Irish kicked the Mid-Shipments butts in Dublin!!  The FOX sports radio crew of Jona Knox, Brady Quinn, and Lavar Arrington were held for over one day due to unknown contraband found in their pockets!!  It was simply Brady Quinn breath mints that caused the 24-hour delay!!  

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B in T High School Picks:

Battle of the Burbs II Tulsa Chapman Stadium!

Bixby 49  Owasso 42

The Bixby Athletic Department asked the TU folks if they would allow the sideline dimensions to be widened 30 feet to allow for the 140 Bixby players, 250 - K-12 Spartan cheerleaders, and 200 Sideline passes for Bixby dignitaries!!  TU said no!!  Hell no!!  The Bixby offense was stymied somewhat by the Ram defensive scheme but another Bixby 5’10” 180 lb soph running back plows thru the Ram’s stud D in the fourth quarter for a 7-point win!!  High school ball in Oklahoma is BACK!!!!!!

B in T Mothers Booster Club Challenge:

Owasso .988 Bixby .916 

Mom Piggy Catching!!

Note:  the Rammette Moms wore their sons Owasso youth helmets for protection!!

According to baby piggy Moms IR, VEGAS - Rammette Moms were highly favored due to some injuries and pregnancies from the Bixby moms!!  The Bixby moms were accused of using foreign substances on their hands to have the piggies more grabbable!!  Nice try but the pine tar trick won't work in the Battle of the burbs!!

B in T Diner of the week-  

Talley’s -NO!  currently under TPD seizure!

Queenies - NO!  Too yuppyish, I once belched inside Queenies and was arrested by Tulsa SWAT, no shat!!

Finally, this week's Diner of the Week is Dilly Dilly Diner 402 East 2nd Street, this diner is known for making Tulsa the Jalapeno cheese grits capital of the USA!!  Dilly Dilly!!  Ha!!  The actual name of the restaurant is The Dilly Restaurant, just added the extra Dilly for Bud Light nostalgia!!  Love the 2017 Bud Light commercial!!

Blackwell 35 Cleveland 22

The Blackwell Maroons are considering changing their names to their new pro baseball Flycatchers!!   After defeating Cleveland in the home opener, the Blackwell School Board said don't mess with Blackwell Maroon logo and team name!!

Broken Arrow 48 Bentonville, Arkansas 44

The Broken Arrow Offensive line out-beefed and brauned Bentonville’s line with a goal-line stand to preserve a 4-point win!!  Big win for the 2022 5-7 Tigers!!

NOTE:   The Clysdale Busch Beer football game has nothing on the cow pigskin games in Oklahoma!!

Carl Albert 52 Coweta 37

CA transfer Kevin Sperry from Rockhill, Texas threw for 4 TDs (1 behind the back) on 21 for 28 passes!!  Look for Coweta to make the 5A Semis!!

Cascia Hall 48

Victory Christian 42 

The Cascia crowd dressed in his and her matching houndstooth coats in the Mid August 98-degree Oklahoma heat and humidity!!

The scenery is second to none in the state of Oklahoma for high school football!!  I have watched many games from my daughter's years at Cascia to sneaking a game or two a year prior to my stroke years!!  No place better to watch a football game in my humble opinion!!

Kelley 31 at Poteau 27

The Poteau Pirates welcome the Comets with open arms into the Pirate's home field as Kelley surprises the Pirates with a powerful ground game led by Senior Tyler McGinty with 167 yards rushing and 3 touchdowns!!  An upset road victory over the 4A nonconference rival Pirates!!

Choctaw 42  Del City  28

Choctaw is an unknown quantity for football and could be a blue-chip haven for college football recruiters in Oklahoma!!  Tulsa freshman Defensive lineman R L Jackson could se some playing time on the Tulsa squad this year!!  At 6’4” and 233 pounds, Jackson will be a strong edge player for Tulsa's defensive 4-2-5 and provide beef!!  Super Defensive mind coach Brad Clark is kicking some BUTT!!

Choctaw Nation has Risen!!

Lincoln Christian 32 Holland Hall 28

Lincoln Christian and Holland Hall will be in their own private school division in 2024-25!!  Interesting!

Jenks 66 Edmond Sante Fe 9

The Jenks Offensive line is slightly larger than the NFL’s New Orleans Saints line, Google It!  Dare ya?!  The Sante Fe lineman were made to attack mechanical bulls at OKC’s Cowboys dance bar and club in 3-point stances!!!

Union 54 at Westmore 13

Union's road trip to Westmore ended up with a flat tire and a stop at the Sherri’s Diner near Westmore High School!!  The rbacon is world-famous and the coffee is the best in Oklahoma!!

Sherri's is a great place to stop before the massacre the Redhawks give the Jaguars!!

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Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Family Sports:

VS.

Family tradition:  Which High School Alma Mater - Papi B in T, Nathan Hale Rangers, Tulsa, Oklahoma VS Mimi B in T, Blackwell High School, Blackwell, Oklahoma———- is worse?? 

Since the 2019 season Hale has won a total of 2 games and Blackwell has won 9 games……total!!. Very sucky!!!

So the VEGAS 2023 over/under games won -.2.5, this is a tough one!!  Hale looks like they will be waiting for another W and Blackwell still is waiting for more NIL money from the local wheat farmers!!  So formerly I will pick the 2023 —-Blackwell and Nathan Hale to win a total of OVER 3 games with Blackwell wins over Perry and Tonkawa and a huge upset of Hale over Bishop Kelley as numerous Kelly footballers were suspended for smoking puffers at the Thursday night team Dinner at a home to be nameless!!  I have picked the Comets to be 8-2 and 4th in 5A even with the forfeit loss to Nathan Hale and 3-point loss to OKC Guinness!!  So both still suck!!  Go Mimi and Papi's high-powered Alma maters Maroons and Rangers!

B in T Rants:

Are the Buffs for real or are they Riding the Primetime Ride till it fizzles!!

So Coach Dion Sanders has no coaching expertise before his success at Division I Jackson State or his son’s little league games!!  I would guess having a resume named Primetime at the top would give him the open door to any Power 5 coaching position!!  Sooo with all this Colorado Buffalo Primetime information what will the VEGAS over/under for number of seasons coached for Coach Prime  — 5 —  take the OVER per B in T!!  Prime can recruit AND coach Colorado to prominence!

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Colorado — Big 12 — caused by Primetime hire? 

Can Prime Coach Xs and Os of major college football?  Give him a chance!!  

Colorado has no Baseball Team!  Give them a chance!!

Tulsa has no baseball team.  Give them a chance!!

Could be, but not likely!  The CU Board had already met trying to figure out how they could get into the Big 12 and hiring Nick Saban or Primetime were the only slam dunk ways for admittance!!  Alrighty then, let me get this straight, Colorado left the Big 12, tenish years ago, and now after sucking in the PAC 12 for the same ten years, they are back!!  Conference Portals???   Think about it!!??  Coach Neon Dione does not get credit for pooping this Buffalo golden chip out of his butt, but having him on the sidelines makes the Big 13 look much flashier and dopier!  Colorado's record in the PAC, a relatively weak conference that needs work itself, is 32-52 and will regain status with the Big 12 with no penalty!  WTF!  Sounds like a conference portal!!  Give Dione a chance!!  You negative Ninnies!  Hehehe!!

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And, 

Colorado could technically be the first, full-time, Power 5 school added to the Big 12 since its inception?

23: Cincy (AAC)

23: Houston (AAC)

23: UCF (AAC)

23: BYU (Ind.)

12: West Virginia (Big East)

12: TCU (Mountain West)

The teams mentioned above are not likely to be relevant in the next ten years!

Wow was I wrong!

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B in T College Football Picks:

I may create a TU Barbie!!

OSU Barbie!

Barbie Oklahoma Cheerleader

Nebraska Barbie Marc Maun's grandaughter's first gift!!

If life-size it is a nice gift for a great K-State friend!!  Colon???

Texas Longhorn Barbie

Tulsa University's closest impression of a Barbie Cheerleader!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

Messi playing soccer in a mid-level American league is like Patric Mahomes playing Quarterback for the Jenks Maroon in 3rd-grade INFC football league!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Doggie Poop Removal Service by Ana!

Papi B in T’s oldest granddaughter, Ana, tries extremely hard to be Papi’s favorite!  From her early rugrat years she has loved to put on 

Mimi’s dental hygiene gloves and match out to pick up the dog poopie!  The smile on her face is priceless and the pride she takes in picking up doggie poop is amazing!!  Nothing stops this girl from checking the poop the second she gets to Mimi and Papi B in T's backyard!!  At 6, Ana is never too young to start her own business?!!  Ana’s doggie poop service!!  Will work for Barbie Dolls!!

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B in T Rants:

TU Prez Brad Carson has had 1,233 recommendations for the new Golden Hurricane man and has reviewed each one!!  Sweet ones as the cute and friendly mascot below:

Or the Alien Huffy Hurricane:

No matter whom he picks he will be under some scrutiny by the eclectic and fickled TU football fans!!

B in T’s New TULSA Hurricane Mascot?

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I have watched all 6 of the  Sharknado movies!  AND the Sharknadoathon in mid-July!!  Tulsa’s own Gary Busey played a scientist in the 6th movie!  In the movie he is swallowed whole by a giant great white and spit right back out cuz sharks don't do drugs!!  True shat!!

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Ball Cutter Fish Infestation at Lake Shafer!!  One of my frat bros has a lake in Indiana and it has become infested by 

"Ball Cutter" fish which reminds me of miniature Pirahna with bad gum disease!!

These are also known as Pacu and have been caught for dinner in the Arkansas River near Tulsa!!  Recently a 65+ aged group of Lambda Chi alums were attacked at Lake Shafer, Indiana!  The Indiana Department of Wildlife Conservation said that Ball Smasher Pirahna had infested Shafer Lake and caused minor injuries to some of the 65+ aged scrotums visiting!!  One of my Chopper brothers, Phil B., lost quite a bit of blood after his scrotum was attacked by 10 of these miniature Ball Smasher fish!!  See below:

Phil required 15 stitches and 15 bong hits!!  And is recovering nicely with the help of many nursing friends in his home in Tulsa!

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Have a great sports week!

B in T